WE SHOULD ALL DO THIS...IT WILL WORK!

StevieRay

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I belive that we can win if we can get millions to do this. Please pass this on to all of your e-mail buddies.


(1) The three little words are: "Hold on, please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and
walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would
make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming
that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's
"beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go
back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently
completed its task. These three little words will
help eliminate telephone soliciting.

2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls
with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine
makes phone calls and records the time of day
when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of
day for a "real" sales person to call back and get
someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice
there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting
your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly
as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed
the call and it kicks your number out of their
system. Since doing this, my phone calls have
decreased dramatically.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE
3) Another Good Idea: When you get "ads"
enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these
"ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies
throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the
mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd
mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the
return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return
envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37
cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away!
The postage was around 50 cents before the last
increase and it is according to the weight. In that case,
why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in
these cool little postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 Minutes) ideas:
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to
AmericanExpress. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day, then
just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure
your name isn't on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you
want to just to keep them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies
will begin getting their own junk back in the mail.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of
junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they
are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business
profits, and that's why they need to increase
postage costs again.

You get the idea! If enough people follow these tips, it will
work!

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL
WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS. LET'S SEE HOW
FAST THIS ONE GETS FROM COAST TO COAST!
 

BlindedByTheLite

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lmao!
i don't have any trouble with telemarketers since signing up for the Do Not Call list, but i sure get alotta crap in the mail that i could send back out!
 

Empath

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StevieRay said:
THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL
WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS. LET'S SEE HOW
FAST THIS ONE GETS FROM COAST TO COAST!


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The_LED_Museum

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I don't have any trouble with telemarketers because I'm on a dial-up ISP. As for the crap in the mail, I just rip it up and drop it in the handy-dandy recycling bin next to the elevator. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

Empath

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When I pay my bills, I usually send all the ads and junk along with it that they've included with the bill. I figure they'd like to spend a few moments seperating out the good from the bad. B'sides, why not let them fill up their trash instead of mine.
 

PaulW

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I purposely write "NO" in big letters across any material I send back. I want to be sure they know it was no mistake.
 

Kirk

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We moved and the credit card company just couldn't seem to change our address in their system after 2 or 3 payments were sent to them with the change-of-address area checked and filled out. When the next bill came I wrote out the check, highlighted the change of address, put red arrows pointing to the change of address, and finally, sealed the envelope with about 40 staples! Must have taken them half an hour to open that baby! Miracles of miracles; they finally changed our address! And yeah, I send all my junk mail back to the company that supplies the largest postage-paid return envelope!
Kirk
 

Saaby

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I do some part time work for a marketing company. They don't do telemarketing but they do do mailing pieces. First the pro-junk mail comment and then the info. If you think about it Junk mail is really the best of direct marketing. You can open mail at your own leisure and you don't have to feel guilty at all throwing it away.

ANYWAY one of the things I do is name removals, that is, entering names into a database of people that do not wish to be contacted anymore. It is federal law in the US that if you tell them you want your name removed they have to do it, but it only has to be done quarterly so there's no rush on it. If you get some junk mail you don't want send it back (in their pre-paid envelope if you wish) and let them know you want your name removed (Be nice, using lots of profanity is just likely to make your letter get accidentally lost) and most importantly include your address!

People actually send in blank forms with requests for us to remove their address, but we're not psychic, without their name and/or address it's impossible to enter it into the suppression database /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinser2.gif
 

StevieRay

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Ryan,

I did just what you said regarding name removal today. I put a big "X" through my name (could still read it), assuming that whoever gets it will understand that I want my name removed. I don't know that all companies will do this (name removal), however, if enough people send it back on their dime, hopefully they will get the message.

It would be nice if all companies gave you the option to remove your name from junk mail!

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StevieRay

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I think we need to take out all the spambags first, and then work on garbage mail (the snail-mail kind).

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Craig,

I would agree with you....but IMHO since most spammers don't use email adresses that you can "spam them back with", we may have to wait on Congress to pass laws aginst them!

If we can bounce snail mail back to the junk mail spammers, at least it gets into their pockets! If enough people do it, it will force them to become more selective as to whom they spam. I don;t know for sure what it costs for the average piece of junk mail, but one thing for sure, if you use their postage paid envelope, I'll bet you have more than doubled their cost. Think if millions of folks did this,,,,they would get the message.
 

Luff

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Wish the snail junk mail return would make a difference.

Unfortunately, it'll just mean junk mailers will increase product & other costs to cover the additional expense of handling all the returned junk mail.
 

snakebite

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tape the postage paid thing to a brick or someother heavy junk object.
that will cost them more.
 
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