God's first name was ANDY

matt_j

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God\'s first name was ANDY

ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.
 

Roy

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

Oh My!!!!!!
Poking fun at relegion!!!!! You'll go to hell for that!!!!
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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

I thought it was Harold?

"...who art in heaven, Harold be thy name...."
 

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

does he/she/it have an email address? I have a few complaints. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin07.gif
 

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

I see this big old rabbit named Harvey, I thought he was.


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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

A bit off the topic, but........Mike.....

if you were the only person that could see your rabbit Harvey, then he was a Pooka.

"From old Celtic mythology, a fairy spirit in animal form, always very large. The pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one. A benign but mischievous creature very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and...."
 

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

Roy ..... is that you Roy? Where you been? Have you seen Harvey around anywhere? Roy, now where did he go?


Mike
 

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

Did you know that "old testament" Job had a HORSE?

Yea, his name was ISME!

As in, Woo is me . . .
 

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

Baseball is in the book of Genesis ..... In the Big Inning.

Mike
 

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

God drove a Plymouth too ...... "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury".

While Joshua on the other hand drove a Triumph "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land".

And, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles chose to car pool in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord".


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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

Speaking about cars Mary had a Fiat. She said "Fiat" to visiting archangel. The only problem is she rather did not say it in latin.
 

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Re: God\'s first name was ANDY

There's just something about God and Dodge trucks, Moses followers are warned not to go up the mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast".

Mike
 
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