Today's A Special Day For Saddam

Marty Weiner · Apr 28, 2004

Today\'s A Special Day For Saddam

I hear that today is Saddam Houssin's birthday. What would you get for the geezer that has everything?

Marty

BC0311 · Apr 28, 2004

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A slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a swimming pool of rubbing alcohol. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Topper · Apr 28, 2004

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If you send him over I will think of something /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xyxgun.gif
Topper

PhotonWrangler · Apr 28, 2004

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A bottle of nice, honey-scented bubble bath. Really.
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Followed the next day by a colony of africanized bees... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin07.gif

Clifton Arnold · Apr 28, 2004

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send him to the kurds to judge him.

Sub_Umbra · Apr 28, 2004

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A Texas Cage Death Match with Janet Reno.

However it goes, it's a win, win situation.

raggie33 · Apr 28, 2004

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a bullet i wont say how ill give it to him though.but i assure you he rather not get it

Marty Weiner · Apr 28, 2004

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I was thinking about a $25 gift certificate to the Law Offices of Mark Garragos (then put a stop payment on the check).

AlphaTea · Apr 28, 2004

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...remember the scene in "Little Nickey" with the pineapple?...

The_LED_Museum · Apr 28, 2004

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Duct-tape him inside a rusty toliet tank and then lob the whole mess off the top of a tall building, or attach lead weights to the tank and throw it over the side of the Juneau-Douglas bridge, where it will go glub, glub, glub all the way down to the bottom of Gastineau Channel with all of the old bowling balls down there.

IlluminatingBikr · Apr 28, 2004

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Shine bright lights at him 24/7, even when he's trying to sleep!

Delta_FHInX · Apr 28, 2004

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I'm sure he'll recieve what he deserves.

Turt · Apr 29, 2004

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Perform a 10,000 paper cuts on his body and dip him in tobasco... wait till he heals and repeat /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Phaserburn · Apr 29, 2004

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The Geezer Who Has Everything? Hmm.

How about a nice Rectal Audit by the IRS?

James S · Apr 29, 2004

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i saw we leave him where he is for a while, being tortured with non stop britney spears, and ememem singles over and over and over all night long /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Thats got to be worse than anything else you've mentioned, and it's also legal according to the geneva convention! He'll crack before his countrymen are ready to hold his trial and he'll embrace their death sentence.

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