The things they say!

naromtap

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Today's classic line from my 3 year old son was delivered moments ago after he watched Britney Spears's video of Toxic a few moments ago on MTV ...... 'I want to give Britney a bath!
 

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Me too, me too!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crackup.gif
 

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I'm with your son on this one.

Here's a classic one:
A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked, "Mommy, are these my brains?"

Mom said, "Not yet, honey."
 

naromtap

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good one polak!

..another recent one was 'you know what daddy, when I'm big like you, BUT NOT FAT, I'm gonna go to a disco & dance...' I wouldn't mind but I only have a small beer gut!

Fatherhood just gets better & better since the day he was born, I often wonder at what age it peaks?!
 

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i can add a good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif My 3 year old daughter rolling on the floor before bed the other day and swinging her bare feet through the air suggests that I should "Kiss my toes Daddy!"

Normally, performing a raspberry on the bottom of her feet straight from the bath is something I'd not even hesitate to do /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif, but looking the speed at which her feet were flying through the air and fearing breaking my nose I said "Honey, normal people don't really kiss toes."

She didn't even miss a beat when she replied "You're NOT normal Daddy!"
 

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Doh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nana.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crackup.gif
 
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