Hey Capnal, don't come the raw prawn with me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif ! You've never heard of the name Sheila before? Bugger me mate, sounds like you're a couple of snags short of a Barbie (and no I'm not talking about Ken's Sheila /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif ) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/twakfl.gif
And I suppose you're gonna try and tell me that my car's boot is actually a 'trunk' /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I'm pretty sure Bruce stuck on us after Monty Python's antics...
Here's a bit of fun I had in making a fair dinkum true blue story:
I'm just bludging at the moment, I piked out of my shout at the local watering hole (or boozer) tonight, after my Sheila and I had a blue. I thought I was as flash as a rat with a gold tooth until she cracked a mental. She thought that I was as cunning as sh__ I mean poophouse rat!
When she went off for a slash the bloke next to me said bl##dy oath he wouldn't be dead for quids watching us having our kafuffle. I said fair suck of the Sav! just rack off hairy legs and get back to watching the footy on the idiot box. The Lions were creaming the Crows anyway, even blind freddy could see that the Crows were about as busy as a one legged bloke in an ar$e kicking contest.
But shebe right, I'll just say it happened during a ridgy didge night on the turps, but i've still got buckley's chance (or bradbury's /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif ) of crackin a fat tonight /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif even if I tell her that the other sheila was built like a brick sh#$ I mean poophouse /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif and that I got picked up by the booze bus on my way home in the ol ute. The Blue heelers were everywhere that night...
I'll give it a burl anyway, we've had our fair share of barney's before. I'll just have a chinwag with her but it'll be hard yakka: I'll be in for an ear bashing. I might just pull up stumps and become a cockroach /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif bl$$dy New South Welshmen! Strewth I'd have to be mad as a cut snake to move there...
Maybe i'll just go by the bottlo on the way home and pick up a slab or two. My sheila could fair dinkum talk the leg off an iron pot if she wanted to.
HOWZAT! Back to the Pavillion! The Australian Fast Bowler is Bonza Mate!
Does that clear things up? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif