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How do I get out of this thread? I can't hit the back button!

My mousepad ran out of room and I can't move the cursor. Should I buy a bigger mousepad?

Where's the any key?

When I click on print nothing happens. Should I have a printer for that to work?

So what does happen when you type del *.* anyway? Isn't that a smiley?

I wasn't sure that I knew how to reformat the hard drive so I practiced on the other computers in the office first.

The lightning couldn't have hurt my computer -- I wasn't using it at the time and I could still see the screensaver right up until it hit.

You mean I have to have that software on my computer to use it, too?

My new computer won't turn on... Yes, I have the power cord -- it's right here in the box.

I used my laptop as a step stool and now it won't work. Should I add more memory?




Where is Darwin when we really need him?

This page cannot be freaking displayed

The disclaimer:
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Clint Vander Klok @ www.clint.ca is responsible for this page. I
actually spent the better part of an hour writing this... that tells
you something about me doesn't it? E mail it to a friend and
remember, Microsoft just bought the Catholic Church.

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Idle, thanks so much for an absolutely gut busting, looong, laugh. My stomach is hurting...and there's a lot there to hurt. Oh man, that tripped my funny trigger.

Thanks again.