whats ya fav deep thought?

raggie33 · Sep 30, 2004

ya know with jack hadey here is mine
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis

raggie33 · Sep 30, 2004

When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of
us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

was_jlh · Sep 30, 2004

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without
hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd
never expect it."
-Jack Handey

_mike_ · Sep 30, 2004

Life is fair to everyone, in that it is not fair to anyone.

PhotonBoy · Sep 30, 2004

Humans don't need countries.... why do we still have them?

kongfuchicken · Sep 30, 2004

Anything can be justified with a little effort...

arewethereyetdad · Sep 30, 2004

If I were in prison on death row, I'd clean up my cell real good so when they came to get me, I'd say "Injection? I thought you said Inspection!"

bobisculous · Sep 30, 2004

From Jack Handy,
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." and from me,
"Have you ever thought about thinking, but began to think what you thought was about?"

Cameron **thinking hard...

keithhr · Oct 1, 2004

just wondering how long it will take raggie33 to get to 10,000 posts.

Sub_Umbra · Oct 1, 2004

My own deep thought:

I tell people that I'm a poor communicator -- but no one understands me.

GoldenLoki · Oct 1, 2004

Well, I don't know Jack (Handy) but...

The only "normal" people are those that you don't know very well yet.

GL

Jack_Crow · Oct 1, 2004

All,
This was my protest to New Yorks adoption of a lethal injection bill over the tried and somewhat raw electric chair. As you might know, New York was a technology leader. My radio club used to informally honor this with Wiliam Kimler day, each August 6th.

I though it would make a good bumper sticker for cops cars.

"A good convict conducts the maximum penalty in ampers"

It's a three level deep pun.

Later dudes
Time to put my poor attitude back in the box.
Jack Crow in Iraq

LightChucker · Oct 1, 2004

[ QUOTE ]
raggie33 said:
When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of
us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey raggie, did you get your keyboard fixed or something? LOL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wow.gif

Chuck

HaulinLow · Oct 1, 2004

1) If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

2) Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here,
looking through your stuff.

3)I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a
lot of money."

raggie33 · Oct 1, 2004

[ QUOTE ]
LightChucker said:
[ QUOTE ]
raggie33 said:
When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of
us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey raggie, did you get your keyboard fixed or something? LOL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wow.gif

Chuck

[/ QUOTE ]rofl nah cut in paste is my freind /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Draco_Americanus · Oct 2, 2004

"I think there for I am....I think.."

" Boxers or briefs?....hmm Depends!"

Bumper stickers...
"Honk if your driving"

Double_A · Oct 3, 2004

How nice it would be if everyone followed the "Golden Rule" and treated others the same way you want to be treated.

cobb · Oct 6, 2004

Your special, just like everyone else.

Some people like clowns, I dont, my father was killed by one.

I was using the bathroom at work, then it occured to me, my
boss is paying me to use the take a (bathroom break).

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