Hmmm, This is the first time I've been told I look like an idiot in a long time. I think it takes a lot of brass to make up figures about the ferret population and then accuse ME of making up facts. It was humerous, though, so no offense taken.
Even though we have bred one species of ferret to make it more domesticted, that does not mean that they can not live outside a human home. A domestic cat will fare badly when dropped off in the wild, but some do survive. It takes no leap of logic to conclude that if a colony of 7 or 8 were loose in a neighborhood park in a mild climate that they might learn to survive and even thrive.
You assert that no domestic ferret can live if it were to escape. Please let me know what magic nutrient we've bread these ferrets to need to survive. Is it a spceial amino acid? A special vitamin or mineral? In the town where I live a ferret would have to compete with cats, racoons, possums and the occasional bird of prey. The climate is temperate year round, so exactly why would a group of intelligent ferrets not survive?
You've suggested that I "head out to the real world more often." I have never thought of the San Fancisco area as being a backroads area, and some may even call it a metropolis. You should not assume that "Central Cal" means Bakersfield. The state is bigger than that.
I don't own a ferret, nor do I want to. I've raised kids, and that was chaotic enough. To invite a relative of a polecat into my house... just won't happen.
As for inept government, I've noticed that people who are antagonistic towards civil servants tend to get lousy results. That's just the cost of being obnoxious and pushy. I get very good service when I interact with the city and state employees. I don't seem to ever need to do anything with the feds, other than the IRS. The laws and regulations that these poor folks work with is a different matter. Some of the laws are just silly.
I don't care if you own a ferret, as long as you live where it's legal to do so.
As others have said; change the law, don't break it. If you absolutely have to own an illegal animal for some reason, move to somewhere that it's legal so you can ensure proper medical treatment. You don't want it executed if it escapes your house.
[tounge in cheek] Moving out of CA might also ensure that the inept postman or irate neighbor doesn't turn you in to the inept police who will have the inept animal control people confiscate you darling little pet. [/[tounge in cheek] Seriously, it would be a shame if your pet were killed because you wanted to to flout the law.
Daniel