Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
Instructor: (Turns down the panel lights) "OK, you've just lost your lights, what are you going to do?"
(Student pulls out a flashlight.)
Student: "I get out my flashlight."
(Instructor grabs flashlight.)
Instructor: "The batteries are dead, now what are you going to do?"
(Student pulls out another flashlight.)
Student: "I get out my other flashlight."
(Instructor grabs next flashlight.)
Instructor: "The bulb is burned out on this one, now what?"
(Student pulls out yet a third flashlight.)
Student: "I use this flashlight."
(Instructor grabs this one too.)
Instructor: "ALL your flashlights are dead. Now what?"
Student: "I use this glow stick."
Instructor: "Sighhhhhh, just fly the plane without any lights, OK?"
Instructor: (Turns down the panel lights) "OK, you've just lost your lights, what are you going to do?"
(Student pulls out a flashlight.)
Student: "I get out my flashlight."
(Instructor grabs flashlight.)
Instructor: "The batteries are dead, now what are you going to do?"
(Student pulls out another flashlight.)
Student: "I get out my other flashlight."
(Instructor grabs next flashlight.)
Instructor: "The bulb is burned out on this one, now what?"
(Student pulls out yet a third flashlight.)
Student: "I use this flashlight."
(Instructor grabs this one too.)
Instructor: "ALL your flashlights are dead. Now what?"
Student: "I use this glow stick."
Instructor: "Sighhhhhh, just fly the plane without any lights, OK?"