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    I want to suggest a progressive story, where I start the opening lines, and others carry on. It will start off a mystery, and can be change to thriller, love, detective, comedy, etc etc by each poster.
    Let's keep it clean, guys and gals, remember our family values etc!

    Right, here goes....

    " It was a dark and stormy night. Sasha ( no relation) was on her way to check on the kids, when the lights went out. She reached for her EDC on her belt, and pressed the switch....Nothing! The CR123A's had died a few moments before, so she stepped slowly and carefully to the hall cupboard, feeling her way in the blackness. She opened the cupboard door, to find ........

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    ...the backup SF L4 she kept there was gone. Damn that cat!! This was not the first time Sasha's cat had taken her lights to play under the bed. Cursing the cat, Sasha remembered...

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    ...the Alamo. Sasha remembered that she had an extra L4 hidden in the basement of the Alamo...

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    ...which is just a few miles from where Icebreak was born. Using some favors, he intitiated a team of specialists to retrieve the wonderful light and deliver it to an unspecified location in Arizona.

    After being inspected by a gruffy Guiness drinking lad, Sasha's light was returned to her. Yet, she was not happy. She felt some trepidition as old memories came back. Something about dragons, a mysterious bald thing, and a donkey walking into the western sunset.

    Seeking solice, she went to her walk-in closet to look at her designer wear and accessories. With a spark in her eye, a curl in her lip and a lifted brow; she carefully dawned her three favorite pair of sunglasses, one on top of the other. She thought, "I'm going to give Gracie in Chattanooga a call. I want to let her know it's all up to her. I'm unable to even see this..."

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    but, if I pull the screwdrivers out of my eye sockets, and wash out my eyes with acetone, I am sure that I will feel much better!"
    She did just that, and she was right, she did feel much better. Using the toes on her left foot, she dialed Gracie's number, just as the 24 wheeler hit the edge of the house, dragging it down Highway 66....

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    ... and Sasha's final words to the world were... "Say good night Gracie"...

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    ...except Gracie lived at the other side of the world, where it was actually morning, so...

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    although Sasha could not speak, due to her voice vanishing because of the shock of the new mobile home she never knew she had, she indicated in sign language over the video phone to Gracie, that she was in deep trouble, as a traffic cop on a Harley, was shouting at the kitchen window that she was speeding, and better pull over. The house suddenly broke free from the 23 wheeler ( one wheel was jammed in the kitchen wall), and slid down a bank into the river, where Sasha's voice suddenly returned, as she screamed...

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    "I see a number of eunichs suddenly hobbling around!" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Larry

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    "... and they look remarkably just like Zack and some green glowing guy!!" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

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    The reason they were hobbling around, was because they each had the entire Surefire range duct taped to each leg, except for a Beast held in their left hand, and a cigar in their right. Some might call them Flashaholics, but others call them....

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    irresponsible for yet another never ending story; one where the winged thingy hopefully won't reappear. Yet all hopes are dashed when...

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    ...the 24 th wheel from the Sasha's "new" trailer home dislodges, and bounces off the green guy's head, letting water into the kitchen, allowing Elvis and Marilyn to kiss in the shadows, while Cliif Richard hummed and pondered how to turn on his Orb, when there was no lanyard attached. So while the home sank deeper into the water, Cliff....

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    Found a new use for an Orb ! Meanwhile....

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    ...at about 250 miles above the Earth's surface, the Space Shuttle CPF ONE, was brushed by a green laser, the beam blinking in time to a lesser known Metallica song " Blind Yourself with Screwdrivers and Science" !!
    The laser's holder was a well known personality, by the name of.....

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    Craig Johnson...

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    ... who suddenly burnt a hole in the oxygen tank on the Shuttle. Panic ensued, as George and Vladimir wrestled for the only portable oxygen tank.
    And as the ship dove down to get thru' the atmosphere,
    and Craig looked for another " target" for his latest review, Sasha's house hit a rock in the riverbed, and rose to the surface, causing the aforementioned Sasha to exclaim....

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    "Great balls of fire"! Look up in the sky...

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    ... just as the Shuttle hit and bounced off the Surefire factory! Paul Chen ( Beastmaster )came out and screamed,
    " Who made that light, whats it's runtime, who designed the circuit, get me his/her/them name??!!.
    We have a job vacancy for him/her/them!!
    Just then, the lanyard for the aforementioned Orb, came flying thru' the air and zapped Paul in the face.

    George and Vlad staggered out of the Shuttle, cracked open a Grolsch each, looked at the Surefire factory, and said in unison...

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    That woulda been a good time to raise the shields.....

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    ...but we couldn't really accomplish anything in doing so because the strain of re-entry fractured the dilithium crystals - and besides captain, we're picking up the pieces down here! With that said, Craig Johnson picked up his....

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    ....toilet bowl, and bashed them both over the head!
    Thereby making it, Led Museum 1...Space Suttle 0.

    Craig grabbed the new 15 Watt Orb sent for a review, looked at the lens, and operated the thought controlled switch.
    "Holey Moley Weetey Biskuits!" he exclaimed.
    He staggered to his P.C. keyboard, and typed in these words......

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    "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear, dang the batteries just went dead!"

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    So he whipped out his trusty mag85 modded flashlight and signaled for help.

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    ... blinding the rescuers, and burning a hole in THEIR fuel tank, causing a blast of light seen by the man on the moon. The same man ( in the moon), had been holding his breath for oh, about, 27 years, and as he choked on his ham sandwich, his last thoughts were....

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    Wow, I could of had a V8!....

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    ... and then the moon blacked out forever!
    What was the world to do? What be romantic about a walk in the darklight?

    Well, this is where the CPF forumites came into play, when they ......

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    Bring out their homemade HID's to..

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    ... light up the moon with PK-Power...


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    ... just then the kids screamed...

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