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Hookd_On_Photons

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GL is gradually evolving into a Hutt.


On a completely different note, what could be better than combining Star Wars and gangsta rap?

Check this out, it's funny! (6 MB shockwave flash file; for slower computers, turn the quality setting down).

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/afassets/flash/gangsta_rap_se.swf

For those who are not fluent in gangsta (like me), here are the lyrics:

It's not the East or the West side
No it's NOT!
It's not the North or the South side
No it's NOT!
It's the Dark Side!
You are CORRECT!

In front of da Empire,
To all you Vader haters out there,
We'll blow ya planet up!

What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after
But if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes! He'd be a powerful ally,
Another dark Jedi!
He will join us or die...

We got Death Star... We got Death Star... (repeat)

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to Toshi Station
I got a lay away on a power converter
But now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder

Luke! Use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah...
Luke! Use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah...

I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier
I'll mold ya and fold ya
I thought I told ya
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size
Ya won't believe your eyes
Once the X wing rise!

Yoda, why you bein' a playa hater
You know that I must still confront Lord Vader
But Luke, not ready are you
But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do
So now Vader, I'm comin' for you

Impressive! Now release your anger
You must have sensed that your friends were in danger
Ooohhh! Why'd you slice off my hand?!
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would bother, telling you about your father
He told me enough - he told me you killed him
Then there's something I must reveal then

I am ya father.. I'm ya father! (repeat)

Knock him out the box, Luke! Knock 'em out! (repeat)
 
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