powernoodle
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From the beginning of time, cultures have etched their permanent place in history by the tools they forged to protect themselves from their ever-present enemy - hunger.
These tools were carried by warriors who often endured unspeakable hardships and agony, most of this sacrifice unnoticed by the vast majority of the society they were sworn to protect.
Inevitably warriors and conflict have always had a tremendous influence on the evolving design of these tools, as victory and mission success depends on the effectiveness, durability, and portability of their equipment; and this equipment that must endure the rigors of battle.
In the spirit of these warriors and their contributions, Blackbean introduces its latest proprietary tool, the Night-Chops "Gluteus".
When a mere "fork" isn't cool enough, reach for the Night-Chops Gluteus tactical consumption tool.
The mission of Night-Chops will be to design and manufacture the world's finest consumption tools. Night-Chops consumption tools will be designed to be the most durable, dependable and technologically advanced in the world. In short, Night-Chops consumption tools will be manufactured to meet the demanding requirements of those warriors that go into harms way by choice.
The Night-Chops team has dedicated itself to listening to those who serve as guardians of society as a whole. We value their experience, knowledge and practical wisdom.
History tells us over and over again that a single tool can radically change the landscape of the dinner table. Perspective, strategy, and tactics, call all be significantly affected with the introduction and understanding of a crucial piece of equipment.
Night-Chops first consumption tool is the "Gluteus". It is the first in a long series of projected releases.
The "Gluteus" is a high-powered, compact consumption tool that is named after one of the most famous consumption implements in history. Many accounts indicate that original Gluteus was developed after the Romans encountered a fork of the highest iron quality that was designed to puncture food. It caused such terror and anguish among the Roman legionnaires that the Roman Senate decided to adopt a similar consumption tool, replacing the Greek sword of hoplite, a.k.a., the "spoon". Of this fork design it has been said that no other consumption tool has fed more men throughout History until the invention of the spork. That being said, there was room for notable improvement of design and the Romans exploited this. We take note of these lessons learned.
The Roman soldier himself was one of the toughest and most acclaimed eaters on the planet, consuming over 90 lbs of beans a day only to face prolonged battle with no toilet under the harshest conditions.
Like the Roman fork before us, the Night-Chops "Gluteus" is specifically designed to be a critical, practical and powerful mainstay for our frontline operators in Law Enforcement and Military Operations involved in Close Quarter Consumption.
The Night-Chops "Gluteus" will provide our modern warriors with a readily available consumption option to tip the bathroom scale in their favor.
- best regards
Jimmy Parody
President, Blackbean LLC and Night-Chops Consumption Tools
These tools were carried by warriors who often endured unspeakable hardships and agony, most of this sacrifice unnoticed by the vast majority of the society they were sworn to protect.
Inevitably warriors and conflict have always had a tremendous influence on the evolving design of these tools, as victory and mission success depends on the effectiveness, durability, and portability of their equipment; and this equipment that must endure the rigors of battle.
In the spirit of these warriors and their contributions, Blackbean introduces its latest proprietary tool, the Night-Chops "Gluteus".
When a mere "fork" isn't cool enough, reach for the Night-Chops Gluteus tactical consumption tool.
The mission of Night-Chops will be to design and manufacture the world's finest consumption tools. Night-Chops consumption tools will be designed to be the most durable, dependable and technologically advanced in the world. In short, Night-Chops consumption tools will be manufactured to meet the demanding requirements of those warriors that go into harms way by choice.
The Night-Chops team has dedicated itself to listening to those who serve as guardians of society as a whole. We value their experience, knowledge and practical wisdom.
History tells us over and over again that a single tool can radically change the landscape of the dinner table. Perspective, strategy, and tactics, call all be significantly affected with the introduction and understanding of a crucial piece of equipment.
Night-Chops first consumption tool is the "Gluteus". It is the first in a long series of projected releases.
The "Gluteus" is a high-powered, compact consumption tool that is named after one of the most famous consumption implements in history. Many accounts indicate that original Gluteus was developed after the Romans encountered a fork of the highest iron quality that was designed to puncture food. It caused such terror and anguish among the Roman legionnaires that the Roman Senate decided to adopt a similar consumption tool, replacing the Greek sword of hoplite, a.k.a., the "spoon". Of this fork design it has been said that no other consumption tool has fed more men throughout History until the invention of the spork. That being said, there was room for notable improvement of design and the Romans exploited this. We take note of these lessons learned.
The Roman soldier himself was one of the toughest and most acclaimed eaters on the planet, consuming over 90 lbs of beans a day only to face prolonged battle with no toilet under the harshest conditions.
Like the Roman fork before us, the Night-Chops "Gluteus" is specifically designed to be a critical, practical and powerful mainstay for our frontline operators in Law Enforcement and Military Operations involved in Close Quarter Consumption.
The Night-Chops "Gluteus" will provide our modern warriors with a readily available consumption option to tip the bathroom scale in their favor.
- best regards
Jimmy Parody
President, Blackbean LLC and Night-Chops Consumption Tools
