Lorena Bobbit "assault"

Lorena Bobbit \"assault\"

** Anchorage Daily News Link **

I'm listening to the police scanner a little after midnight and heard this: a Vietnamese woman "assaulted" her husband "Lorena Bobbit style".

She left the local hospital in a yellow Subaru, they got her license plate and are looking for her.

The dispatcher tells the responding officer that they need to enter the residence and retrieve the amputated "unit" and get it back to the hospital.

Responding officer asks if they can force the door, if she's not home and the dispatcher says yes, it's a medical emergency.

A few minutes later the dispatcher asks if the "unit" is being transported back to the hospital on ice, responding officer says, "Negative, it's been flushed"!!

WHAT A BUMMER!!!

"Protect your possessions at all times"!!
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Earlier in the evening, they were dispatched to a "neighbors house" when someone was in the backyard with a flashlght, wearing a headlamp, and shining the light on the fence...Another "Flashaholic" busted! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Wonder if I know em'?

I love listening to this stuff, but one can't forget that it's real life, not television. Had to say a quick prayer for those involved in the first part of this post!

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sick2.gif That hurts.

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holly molly ya are not goiung to belive that but i just heard almost the same thing on my scaner but it wasnt flused

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lol im jokeing btw.but i sure here crazy stuff on it

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I usually have our scanner on while reading the paper or in the background while watching TV or while I'm surfing the WWW. When we hear sirens or see the emergency vehicles "rolling", we grab it as well.

While it's "entertaining" at times, I think it's also curiousity. One wants to know what's going on in their environment. When you see the lights flashing & hear the sirens at your neighbor's house across the street...it lets ya' know what's happening!

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i love scaners but sadly sigman we are on trunking here so ya try to monitor police cause its intereting but ya get power company and all kinda other stuff .confuses me i have 2 scaners i usaly listen 2 times a week

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My county is going to go digital soon. Got my new scanner all set up and ready, but they're still running all of the old frequencies. Which is okay, it means my other scanners haven't been outdated yet /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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I'm a news junkie (life can't be *ALL* flashlights) and view the scanner as a 'raw feed'. Lately, I've just been monitoring the dispatch frequency since there is so much chatter around here (Southern Cal) its a bit distracting. You can esitmate the 'interest' of an event by the number of units that are 'toned'. I will also turn it on if I hear the police chopper overhead, it doesn't come around here often ao there's usually something going on when they're up. My favorite thing is to compare the events as they play out to what gets reported in the media. Lets just say that life for EMS/LE people is a lot more chaotic than the news stories indicate.

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Sigman said:
I'm listening to the police scanner a little after midnight and heard this: a Vietnamese woman "assaulted" her husband "Lorena Bobbit style".

She left the local hospital in a yellow Subaru, they got her license plate and are looking for her.

The dispatcher tells the responding officer that they need to enter the residence and retrieve the amputated "unit" and get it back to the hospital.

Responding officer asks if they can force the door, if she's not home and the dispatcher says yes, it's a medical emergency.

A few minutes later the dispatcher asks if the "unit" is being transported back to the hospital on ice, responding officer says, "Negative, it's been flushed"!!

WHAT A BUMMER!!!


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I heard a folllow up that since the cop that broke in to retrieve the "unit" didn't succeed, he was charged with a "MISDEWEINER." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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"MISDEWEINER"....ohhhhhh man! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

If & when my locals go to trunking, I'll be forced to upgrade radios! Gotta have my scanner fix along with CPF!!

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Sigman said:
"Negative, it's been flushed"!!


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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/awman.gif now, *THAT'S* gotta hurt /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/awman.gif I can almost feel the pain... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/awman.gif

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Didn't Lorana Bobbit end up getting a job at Ginsu? And her ex-husband John went to work for Snap On Tools?

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Reminds of this funny joke, any way to cut a long story short,this drunken guy stumbles into the ER blood, tells the Doc: *slurred* "help me doc, i just got from the pub, and the missus has chopped me weiner off, can you stitch me up or what?"
Doc says: "I'll do my best, but most importantly did you bring the missing member with you?"
Drunk guy: *Slurred* "Of course! you didn't think i'd forget that did ya?"
Doc: "Well, lets see it then"
Drunk fumbles through his pockets, emptys his pockets on to the bed "there you go!"
Doc says: "all you've got here is a couple of bucks, some chewy, and a half smoked cigar."



wait for it..........



Drunk says: " Ha, cant be........... I finished smokin' that on the way over here!........

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Didn't Lorena's ex-hubby turn into a porn star?

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon15.gif OUCH! Poor guy!!! She even flushed it to make sure they couldn't even TRY to reattach it. There's no prostetic that can return function. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif He'll NEVER had sex again. Watch this Witch get off with a slap on the wrist when she should do some serious time. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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Glad I'm still single! Hey, I wonder what happened to Lorena Bobbit anyway?

chiphead

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/duh2.gif...........no comment............ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

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** UPDATED Link to Anchorage Daily News in 1st post **

BTW - they found "it" and reattached it, but won't know for about 48 hours if it's going to "stay".

Poor guy!

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Wow. they found it? What are the odds of that? you would have thought it would have been waaaaayyyyyy down stream.

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DaFiend said:
Wow. they found it? What are the odds of that? you would have thought it would have been waaaaayyyyyy down stream.

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Well, I guess the cops could end their weiner watch then.

Maybe he took a Viagra beforehand so his rod stayed stiff for a while and then got stuck in the trap under the toilet? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Or perhaps he was exceptionally well endowed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif I still think the Lorena Bobbit story was funnier. She claimed to have initially not noticed it was in her car. I guess she needed the skills of a microsurgeon to actually find it and cut it off so cleanly. One wonders exactly what these guys did to get a girl angry enough at them to take the ultimate form of revenge. All I know is that Lorena did what lots of abused wives/girlfriends thought of doing and became an instant folk hero in the process. There was just no way a jury would send her to jail.

I'm sure this guy's wife won't see a day in prison either, especially if he was abusive. A fitting punishment for her would be cleaning the genitals of seniors at a retirement home for a couple of months while uttering the phrase "I must not cut it off" repeatedly. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinser2.gif Even funnier would be if she was attractive enough to make the room look like "tent city" every time she walked in.