WORDS WOMEN USE............

Here's some terminology to help us men understand women better....... Use it wisely

<font color="red"> FINE </font>

<font color="blue">This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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<font color="red"> FIVE MINUTES </font>

<font color="blue">If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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<font color="red"> NOTHING </font>

<font color="blue"> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
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<font color="red"> GO AHEAD </font>

<font color="blue"> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
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<font color="red"> LOUD SIGH </font>

<font color="blue"> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
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<font color="red"> THAT'S OKAY </font>

<font color="blue"> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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<font color="red"> THANKS </font> <font color="blue"> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
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Take it in guys..... Its starting to make sense now isn't it?

beyond languages, it is true in universe. LOL.

excellent, DaFiend!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Its funny cause its true!

Edit: Spelling

curious how Sasha will reply to this.

"WORDS MEN USES.."

can't wait...

Hahaha...that is true lingustic. I once heard that 'fine' is the women's F word. Now, we got the list to the encrpytic language they use. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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DaFiend said:

<font color="red"> LOUD SIGH </font>

<font color="blue"> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
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When my wife does this (accompinied by her mouth getting smaller and smaller- until her lips almost disappear) I usually give her a big hug and say "That sounded like a sigh of contentment..."

She usually replies "More like a sigh of contempt" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinser2.gif

Here let me expand the "words women use......."
When they say
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
8. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
9. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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LazerBurnz said:
When my wife does this (accompinied by her mouth getting smaller and smaller- until her lips almost disappear)
She usually replies "More like a sigh of contempt" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grinser2.gif

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heh heh, i call that the "Chooks Bum" face /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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RewopEldnac said:
Here let me expand the "words women use......."
When they say
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
8. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
9. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif Nice....

O-Oh..... Can i feel the wrath of Sasha coming on........?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/str.gif *please don't hurt me Sasha* /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/aaa.gif

I read this in a news article before.... dont think I am perverted or anything...

"Ive got a headache...." while in bed...
Translation: Oh no you dont bucko, its so-not-happening tonight....

Im not so sure if this is even accurate....

Its accurate /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

I can certainly relate to "We Need" and I ain't EVEN married!

It's funny really. I share (finally BUYING and not renting!) a house with my sister. I got fancy new bedding, bathroom stuff etc.

We got new dishes, silverwear etc.

But it IS a REALLY REALLY nice place!!! So I ain't bitchin'!

And don't forget "we'll see" which translates to "no, but I can't be bothered to argue about it right now."

Has anyone ever gotten a straight answer from a woman when you've asked this question -- "How much did it cost?"

I usually get one or more of the following replies:

"It was on sale and the last one so I had to get it."
"Didn't I tell you I was going to buy that?"
"I needed to get one to give as a present, but I kept it for me."
"Well, when I was out with the girls, somebody else mentioned that they'd seen one at the mall, and, oh did I tell you that so and so was going out with somebody new and, well, after a few cocktails..."

but I never get an answer in dollars and cents.

Now, if a new light should show up at the house...

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chmsam said:
Has anyone ever gotten a straight answer from a woman when you've asked this question -- "How much did it cost?"

I usually get one or more of the following replies:

"It was on sale and the last one so I had to get it."
"Didn't I tell you I was going to buy that?"
"I needed to get one to give as a present, but I kept it for me."
"Well, when I was out with the girls, somebody else mentioned that they'd seen one at the mall, and, oh did I tell you that so and so was going out with somebody new and, well, after a few cocktails..."

but I never get an answer in dollars and cents.

Now, if a new light should show up at the house...

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Yep!

I also get the:

"oh, i bought this ages ago......" (though i'll admit i've used this myself before /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif )

"Not much" or "it was cheap"

lines.

"Whatcha thinking?"

**** RED ALERT *** RED ALERT *** RED ALERT ***

My wifes favorite is "I forgot" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif

"HONnnnnnneeeeeeeeyyyyy?"

OK..you have less than ten seconds to try to figure out what you screwed up.

"Don't you think she's pretty?"

You have just been caught looking and you are really screwed now.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yellowlaugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yellowlaugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yellowlaugh.gif well, i'm glad there's a better understanding between us women and you men. so, remember to respond appropriately /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin07.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif