Finally: A Non-Risque Joke in Maxim Magazine

Marty Weiner

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A blonde visits a police precinct looking for a job, so the officer asks her a few questions.
"What's two plus two?"he asks.
"Ummm...four,"the blonde replies.
"And the square root of 100?"
"it's 10."
"OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
"Oh, I don't know,"says the blonde.
"Go home and come back when you know the answer,"says the cop.
The blonde goes home and calls one of her friends, who asks if she got the job.
"Not only did I get it,"answers the blonde,"but I'm already working on a murder case!"
 

James S

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On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale
and on her behind, for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille


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Nothing to do with Maxxim or the previous joke at all, just really impressed with myself for remembering a limerick!
 

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MaxaBaker

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Hmmmm...I haven't seen that issue......(either that or I wasn't paying attention to the jokes) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleye11.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif


Very good joke though /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

BentHeadTX

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In the beginning God created solar light
Life sprang eternal through each day and night
Oh what a drag
God was sued by Mag
Circumferancial photons violated their patent right


Short run times and broken lights were common
CPF caused flashoholics worldwide to come runnin'
We collected with such glee
Collections went from one to fifty
Now we're so broke we eat Ramen
 

Canuckle

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Thank You. And now, for an oncore..

There was a lady from China
Who went on a trip on a liner
She fell on the deck
And twisted her neck
And then she could see right behind her

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There was a lady named Bessie
Who went to the loch to see Nessie
She fell in the mud
With a terrible thud
So Nessie saw Bessie all messy

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