Coolest bumper sticker
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MaxaBaker
Flashlight Enthusiast
Alright, I don't get it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
Penguin
Enlightened
hahah, haven't seen it but wouldn't mind having one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
The_LED_Museum
*Retired*
The coolest (funniest) bumper sticker I've ever seen was one I saw in southeast Alaska in the early-1980s:
LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG
LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG
bobisculous
Flashlight Enthusiast
Heh, MaxaBaker, its incenting that you rather than save the whales lives, you collect their lives(I guess thats one way of putting it)...
I have seen some good 'uns out there. "Stop Global Whining!" or "Man plus Woman equals Marriage." Their are some really good ones out there
My bumper sticker on my old car was "Be kind to nerds, chances are you'll end up working for one."
The current sticker on my truck is very nice. "Saving your ***, Like it or not" with a picture of George W Bush pointing at you. Heh, I like it, some dont, they can get over it as I do with theirs. I love the first Amendment!
Cameron
I have seen some good 'uns out there. "Stop Global Whining!" or "Man plus Woman equals Marriage." Their are some really good ones out there
My bumper sticker on my old car was "Be kind to nerds, chances are you'll end up working for one."
The current sticker on my truck is very nice. "Saving your ***, Like it or not" with a picture of George W Bush pointing at you. Heh, I like it, some dont, they can get over it as I do with theirs. I love the first Amendment!
Cameron
Leeoniya
Enlightened
i still like happy bunny bumper stickers
Run along and die now.
You suck, and that's sad.
also:
"horn broken, watch for finger"
so many pedestrians, so little time
Keep honking...I'm reloading
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares
The #1 cause of divorce is ... Marriage
Don't let school interfere with your education
Procrastinate Later
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code
Support the right to arm bears!
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant
My son's your honor roll student's meth dealer
My kid had sex with your honor roll student... twice
Nobody gives a sh*t about your "honor roll student", you know what I mean?
So you're a feminist?...Isn't that cute!
I like your approach, let's see your departure
Was today really necessary?
http://www.quotesandjokes.com/jokes/bumperstickers.html
i've always wanted to make a few others.
how would that makeup look on the back of your windshield?
test your brakes, or i'll test them for you.
3 Double Cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke!!!
You are free to do...as we tell you.
women are analog, men are digital.
Run along and die now.
You suck, and that's sad.
also:
"horn broken, watch for finger"
so many pedestrians, so little time
Keep honking...I'm reloading
You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares
The #1 cause of divorce is ... Marriage
Don't let school interfere with your education
Procrastinate Later
Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code
Support the right to arm bears!
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant
My son's your honor roll student's meth dealer
My kid had sex with your honor roll student... twice
Nobody gives a sh*t about your "honor roll student", you know what I mean?
So you're a feminist?...Isn't that cute!
I like your approach, let's see your departure
Was today really necessary?
http://www.quotesandjokes.com/jokes/bumperstickers.html
i've always wanted to make a few others.
how would that makeup look on the back of your windshield?
test your brakes, or i'll test them for you.
3 Double Cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke!!!
You are free to do...as we tell you.
women are analog, men are digital.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
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Leeoniya said:
Was today really necessary?
[/ QUOTE ]
That's my favorite!
Leeoniya said:
Was today really necessary?
[/ QUOTE ]
That's my favorite!
The_LED_Museum
*Retired*
Seen on the back of the seat on a woman's electric wheelchair:
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-{vulgar term for feces - rhymes with "pit"}
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-{vulgar term for feces - rhymes with "pit"}
ChocolateLab33
Flashlight Enthusiast
I like mine.
'If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog'
'If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog'
How about:
Is an Orange round or orange?
Is an Orange round or orange?
gadget_lover
Flashaholic
Two favorites....
Honk if you hate car horns.
Commit random acts of senseless kindness.
Ok. three
If you can read this I'm driving slower than I thought.
Daniel
Honk if you hate car horns.
Commit random acts of senseless kindness.
Ok. three
If you can read this I'm driving slower than I thought.
Daniel
Phaserburn
Flashlight Enthusiast
I saw this one recently:
Illiterate?
Write for free help.
Illiterate?
Write for free help.
ksbman
Flashaholic*
Here's one I saw in Florida-
If it's called tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it's called tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
chimo
Flashlight Enthusiast
There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't!
There are 10 kinds of people in the world those who know binary and those who don't.
Incontinence Hotline - can you hold?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world those who know binary and those who don't.
Incontinence Hotline - can you hold?
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MaxaBaker
Flashlight Enthusiast
Save a cow......Eat a vegetarian
I've posted that on a different thread somewhere, but I'll put it here again. To me it's personally funny because I know a few very avid vegetarians and their reaction to seeing that sticker was unexplainable! (and hilarious!)
I've posted that on a different thread somewhere, but I'll put it here again. To me it's personally funny because I know a few very avid vegetarians and their reaction to seeing that sticker was unexplainable! (and hilarious!)
