I am giving away the following two unusual 3AA-to-D-cell adapters for free, postage included.
Unusual only because they are not from Elektrolumens or anyone else here, they were original manufacturer's equipment from a complete flashlight (which I no longer have) and were available well before the other 3-to-D adapters were even conceived. They appear to be of sound construction with chromed steel strapware and springs serving as contacts, all firmly riveted to their resin casings:
How you "win" these goes like this:
Post a joke here (that I can share later with a mixed group of semi-raunchy, dark humor-loving, well-seasoned police-men and -women during my daily pre-shift briefings) because I have run out of jokes! We do go over police matters during these briefings of course, but I always like to send everybody on the road with a smile.
Any really over-the-top (yet really funny and deserving to be shared) jokes can be PM'd to me privately.
So after the jokes are all posted (let's give it two or three days), I will pick the "best" one IMHBWQO (In My Humble But Well-Qualified Opinion), and ship the adapters off to the winner.
In the rare case of a tie I may just send one to each, but I doubt very much that two jokes will be exactly equally funny - again IMHBWQO.
Thanks for reading, and that even goes for anyone not submitting anything, since we might all hopefully get a chuckle (or a big belly laugh) outta this, winner or not.
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UPDATE on latest distribution plan for the expanded pallet of prizes:
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Okay, here is what I have decided.
There were many really good jokes and several (IMHBWQO) great ones, and I've got two or three dozen pretty much at a "tie" in my mind.
So I am going to beef up the prizes, put each submitter's name in a hat (one per, since some of you very generously waded in with so many contributions), and draw the top several depending on how many prizes the following pictures are divided into (I'll figger this part out later), and then let the first drawee pick first, the second picks second and so on.
Here're the beefed-up prize winnings:
Descriptions are as follows (left-to-right starting with the top row):
Door or window alarm (as seen on TV!)
Cabinet alarm (same principle, alarm sounds when base and magnetic trigger pad are separated)
Jen-U-Wine Honolulu Police Department keyfob all-metal badge replica (not available to the general public and may result in a get-outta-jail-free-card one dark night out on a lonely stretch of road when you're pulled over for speeding or have had a little too much to drink - just tell the kindly officer you're my brother- or sister-in-law or something)
The original two 3AA-to-D adapters
Two steel cable torque-apart key rings as sold by FlashLightLens, one in each size
Snapit Alert alarm - now this one is triggered by LIGHT (see the little sensor window? How appropriate for us) - you set it, place it in your briefcase or flashlight safe or wherever you want to protect that's dark inside, and upon opening (and incoming light hitting the sensor) it will bleat out an irritating intruder alert
An authentic JIMI Wallet guaranteed to make you discard your traditional "fat" old-fashioned wallet forever (choice of semi-opaque blue shown, or semi-opaque white, slip folded money into the clip on left and up to five credit cards on right)
Two TWOK-binned Luxeon stars
"Lava Lamp" style nightlight, except the gentle warmth created by the lamp causes the shiny little mirror plates within to slowly tumble and sparkle, creating a warm and inviting sleep-inducing atmosphere (great for kids)
And here's a close-up of the back of those Luxeon stars (just so's ya know I'm not foolin' on them nice Bin Codes):
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ALSO one more prize - DarkGear has kindly added THREE MORE of the 3AA-to-D adapters (exact same versions as I am offering) so we got even more prizes now.
Unusual only because they are not from Elektrolumens or anyone else here, they were original manufacturer's equipment from a complete flashlight (which I no longer have) and were available well before the other 3-to-D adapters were even conceived. They appear to be of sound construction with chromed steel strapware and springs serving as contacts, all firmly riveted to their resin casings:
How you "win" these goes like this:
Post a joke here (that I can share later with a mixed group of semi-raunchy, dark humor-loving, well-seasoned police-men and -women during my daily pre-shift briefings) because I have run out of jokes! We do go over police matters during these briefings of course, but I always like to send everybody on the road with a smile.
Any really over-the-top (yet really funny and deserving to be shared) jokes can be PM'd to me privately.
So after the jokes are all posted (let's give it two or three days), I will pick the "best" one IMHBWQO (In My Humble But Well-Qualified Opinion), and ship the adapters off to the winner.
In the rare case of a tie I may just send one to each, but I doubt very much that two jokes will be exactly equally funny - again IMHBWQO.
Thanks for reading, and that even goes for anyone not submitting anything, since we might all hopefully get a chuckle (or a big belly laugh) outta this, winner or not.
************************************************************
UPDATE on latest distribution plan for the expanded pallet of prizes:
[ QUOTE ]
Okay, here is what I have decided.
There were many really good jokes and several (IMHBWQO) great ones, and I've got two or three dozen pretty much at a "tie" in my mind.
So I am going to beef up the prizes, put each submitter's name in a hat (one per, since some of you very generously waded in with so many contributions), and draw the top several depending on how many prizes the following pictures are divided into (I'll figger this part out later), and then let the first drawee pick first, the second picks second and so on.
Here're the beefed-up prize winnings:
Descriptions are as follows (left-to-right starting with the top row):
Door or window alarm (as seen on TV!)
Cabinet alarm (same principle, alarm sounds when base and magnetic trigger pad are separated)
Jen-U-Wine Honolulu Police Department keyfob all-metal badge replica (not available to the general public and may result in a get-outta-jail-free-card one dark night out on a lonely stretch of road when you're pulled over for speeding or have had a little too much to drink - just tell the kindly officer you're my brother- or sister-in-law or something)
The original two 3AA-to-D adapters
Two steel cable torque-apart key rings as sold by FlashLightLens, one in each size
Snapit Alert alarm - now this one is triggered by LIGHT (see the little sensor window? How appropriate for us) - you set it, place it in your briefcase or flashlight safe or wherever you want to protect that's dark inside, and upon opening (and incoming light hitting the sensor) it will bleat out an irritating intruder alert
An authentic JIMI Wallet guaranteed to make you discard your traditional "fat" old-fashioned wallet forever (choice of semi-opaque blue shown, or semi-opaque white, slip folded money into the clip on left and up to five credit cards on right)
Two TWOK-binned Luxeon stars
"Lava Lamp" style nightlight, except the gentle warmth created by the lamp causes the shiny little mirror plates within to slowly tumble and sparkle, creating a warm and inviting sleep-inducing atmosphere (great for kids)
And here's a close-up of the back of those Luxeon stars (just so's ya know I'm not foolin' on them nice Bin Codes):
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ALSO one more prize - DarkGear has kindly added THREE MORE of the 3AA-to-D adapters (exact same versions as I am offering) so we got even more prizes now.