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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
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PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Q) What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A) Eileen.
A) Eileen.
UncleFester
Flashaholic*,
Q What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs.
A Bob
Q What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker?
A Hop in
A Bob
Q What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker?
A Hop in
GeoffChan
Enlightened
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: still no idea
A: still no idea
bindibadgi
Flashlight Enthusiast
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
A: Ground beef.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Q) What do you call a guy who cleans carpet runners for a living?
A) Matt
A) Matt
loalight
Enlightened
Q) whaddya call Batman and Robin after their encounter with a steam roller?
A) Flatman and Ribbon!
A) Flatman and Ribbon!
GeoffChan
Enlightened
Q: what do you call a man with a shovel/spade in his head?
A: Doug
A: Doug
Zackerty
Enlightened
Q: What do you call a woman good at catching fish?
A: Annette.
Q: What do you call a man hanging from a nail on the wall?
A: Art
A: Annette.
Q: What do you call a man hanging from a nail on the wall?
A: Art
Penguin
Enlightened
Photonwrangler...
Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
A: Ilene
Q: Where does she work?
A: IHOP
Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
A: Ilene
Q: Where does she work?
A: IHOP
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yellowlaugh.gif Thanks, Penguin.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Q) What do you call a female brain surgeon?
A) Sarah Bellum
Q) What do you call a man who makes fasteners?
A) Pop Rivets
A) Sarah Bellum
Q) What do you call a man who makes fasteners?
A) Pop Rivets
Sub_Umbra
Flashlight Enthusiast
Q) What do you call a commercial fisherman?
A) A man with a net income.
A) A man with a net income.
PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Q) What do you call a female electrician?
A) Millie watt
A) Millie watt
drizzle
Enlightened
Removed.
I assume this was the post Sasha was referring to. I apologize to those I might have offended. I thought it was relatively harmless at the time I posted it.
I assume this was the post Sasha was referring to. I apologize to those I might have offended. I thought it was relatively harmless at the time I posted it.
Leeoniya
Enlightened
synonym for vomit: liquidate your assets
doh!
doh!
Longbow
Enlightened
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No. no. no. This went too far.
Ain't gonna fly here. Use the underground if you must - we like to keep the board safe for family viewing, ya know? - Darell
No. no. no. This went too far.
Ain't gonna fly here. Use the underground if you must - we like to keep the board safe for family viewing, ya know? - Darell
