Re: B.S. your way into Hall of Light fame for fun
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Darell said:
Vidpro wins. Next contest? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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ahh we haven't even got to the rediculous ones yet, like the time I saved the world when the russians thought we had launched a strike against them.
Or the time I saved the Space shuttle by guiding them to the landing pad when thier computer navigation failed.
Or
did I tell you about the time we were out hunting?
it goes like this . . .
Me and Fred and Bill , were heading up north to go deer hunting , as the season had just opened.
I grabbed my favoite light the Elko-raw Super SOS Signaling light with a Mega Star Beam Reflector and Q_R Knurled tailcap Version 29, with DoraSell Super Plutonium Halloid batteries , and a few other lights like the Newwelli A-1447 for them, I knew they would forget to bring a light.
We got skunked on the first day out, so we headed deeper into the forest on the next day. I was training my 30-06 onto a nice 6 pointer, thinking about how much trouble it would be to drag it back to the cabin, when . . .
a huge 18 foot grisley bear protecting her cubs lunged out at Bill (poor bill gets it everytime) I whipped out my Elko-raw , turned it on "Mega Blast" mode and pointed it straight (as straight as I can at 18') into the grisleys eyes.
the grisley fully blinded from the sheer power of my Elko-Raw light loses his grip on bill. as bills lifeless body slumps to the ground in a pool of his own blood , the grisley totally blind now, turns and runs right into Fred.
Fred was behind the grisley about to heroicly jump on her back to save bill. Instead as he turns to run, the grisley ends up on Freds back, with a bear hug death grip on Fred.
I knew what to do, I kicked the Elko-Raw into "Super Strobe" mode , and blasted it right into freds glasses, shooting through them it hit the grisley square in the forehead. The thickness of freds high magnification glasses, and the extreeme power of my Elko-raw in strobe mode, bore a hole right through the grisleys head, like a pulse laser weapon.
the grisley loosed its grip on fred and came running after me at full speed. I holstered my Elko-raw in its "Quick Click Rapid Holster" and swung myself up on the first branch of the tree I came to. quickly I scrambled up the tree (about 18 feet
with the grisly right on my tail.
The branches were getting thinner on the tree I had inadvertanly chosen in a pannic , and I was running out of places to go. so I unholstered my Elko-Raw from its "Quick Click Rapid Holster" , and landed a Blow on the grisleys paw, thanks to the "Mighty Mite Octagonal Head" on the Elko-raw , the grisley cowered in pain and I swear I heard it say " dang you broke my fingernail"
Quickly I switched the Elko-Raw into "Signal SOS" mode , and turned the power up to 77. I aimed the light at the FireStation that i could see 17 miles away , hoping to gain the attention of the ranger in the tower.
Suddenly I heard a cracking sound, I had gone up the tree just a bit to far. I swung my hand over to grab the center of the tree, and the light droped down to the forest floor.
Thanks to the "Mega Star Beam Reflector" the light landed with a parachute landing face down the tail of it sticking straight up.
The tree finally gave out under my weight, and I sailed out of the tree, landing square on top of my Elko-Raw , thanks to the "Q_R Knurled tailcap" it didnt hurt so bad when the light went right up my backside.
As I rolled over in pain, I could see the lights "Signal SOS" mode was still operational, as it streaked across the forest as I turned over.
Helpless I laid there for 14 hours, when thanks to the "DoraSell Super Plutonium Halloid batteries" a helicopter was able to spot me, after being dispatched by the ranger station 17 miles away, they had spotted my "SOS Signal" mode on my Elko-Raw.
as I was hauled up into the helicopter the co-pilot said " its a good thing you had a Elko-Raw Super SOS Signaling light with a Mega Star Beam Reflector and DoraSell Super Plutonium Halloid batteries, or we wouldnt have seen you at all."
I said, " yes and its going to be with me for a long time"