I'll keep the house front entrnace light off, kid comes, pop him in the face with my modded M*g AA (Its patheic to all the lights you guys have, but it works enough)
Racked up one kid, he kept knocking on the door for 45 seconds, started using doorbell, then kicked the door... (You simply don't kick the door and freak the dog out)
He ate Luxeons + Fresh AA NIMH