Yup, I had to look at the auction too.
:huh::thinking:
So are those the new *metric* lumens?
And the seller uses a cheezy *model* to hold the flashlights, rather than show a close-up of them. (The lights......I mean.....)
Let's see: 10,000 lumens from 3 AAA batteries. Burn time: 2.2 seconds?
Perhaps the case is made of pure magnesium, and the 3AAA cells produce enough heat (how...?) to ignight the case? That might give you 10,000 lumens for about 15 seconds or so.
Now, I've got a little widget you put in the air intake of your car that increases your horsepower by 10% AND increases your gas mileage by 15%!
They only cost $25, and they are guaranteed, too!
See, they use a secret technology that mone of the auto manufacturers can comprehend.......sort of like how an 8 LED flashlight running on 3AAA cells can deliver 10,000 lumens.
Hey, it's eBay. Why not claim 100,000 lumens? :sick2: :sick2: :sick2: