Years ago we bought a Gateway. After a week or so it arrived. Didn't work. Nothing running. No sounds. No lights. :huh2: . Opened it up. Surprise. Power supply not connected. Connectors are not just loose. They are not connected at all. Jumpers missing. Hmmm. Hey, look! Several screws missing from various parts and boards. Neat. Three screws loose on top of power supply and the 120v connection (let's not fire it up just yet).
OK. All loose parts secured. Cables and jumpers are good to go. Loose parts removed. QC, indeed. Hmmm. Let's fire it up. Hmmm. Software install problems. 12 hours go by and not running up to speed yet. Need a break. Go out for a beer. Wife decides to jump in and help. Doesn't get anywhere. Calls Tech Support. "You need to reformat the harddrive..." I come back. 12 hours work down the tubes. Hmmm.
Several hours later (spread over several days) and the computer actually runs. Start loading music files on drive. Start installing my software. Runs OK, but sometimes slow. Verrrrryyy ssllloooooowwww. Hmmm. A few weeks go by. Lots of software and my tunes loaded. POS as the computer is now called starts to freeze a once in a while. Then often. Then a lot. Warranty period is getting near end. Hmmm. POS crashes and burns ("Oh, the humanity...").
Call Tech Support. Wait for an hour and a half. Couldn't be their problems. Jumpers and nylon connectors must have worked loose in shipping. Software cannot be a problem of theirs. Must be my fault. They say gotta send it back to them. By UPS. $40+. Plus service fees. On my dime. Still on full warranty. Will not be accepted at their storefront. Hmmm. Nope. Ain't happenin'. Gimme a return number so it can be sent back and get a refund. Can't do that. Will only get part of money back. May I speak with a supervisor, please? Can't do that. Gimme a supervisor, please. Can't do that. Gimmee a supervisor, now, please. Can't do that. Gimmee a supervisor, please, you A%%HOLE!
I'll have to get my supervisor if you keep talking like that. Hmmm.
Can't just take it back to storefront. Has to be UPS'd back. My dime. Please get me your customer service manager. Click. Hmmm. Next version of the above phone call ends with me suggesting NY State Attorney General and the Better Business Bureau will be interested in hearing all of this. Surprise. Get put right through to customer service manager. Says computer was put together at subcontractor in Virginia. Lots of problems with them. Not our fault. I feel your pain (Not yet, you don't!). Could I send it back via UPS? My dime. Hmmm. Ain't gonna happen. Mention Attorney General & BBB again. Surprise! UPS Return Authorization Number & labels to be mailed out. Several weeks later they actually arrive. Tempted to heave the POS through the sorefront window but don't. Wife takes it into UPS. Says three other people in line to send their Gateway back for the same reason. Hmmm. POS gets shipped back.
Credit card refund after only a few more weeks. Month or two actually. Hmmm. Phone rings. Did I like my Gateway? Not particularly. Oh... click. Few days later. Phone rings. Hello. I'm with a third party customer service group 'cause Gateway has a few issues and got outside customer service help. Gasp! Really? We understand you were not satisfied with your Gateway. Half hour later the survey is complete. The very nice lady says I was treated horribly. Tsk. Can't do a thing about it and isn't that a shame? Tsk. Thank you for shopping with Gateway. Click.
Gateway Customer Service Survey arrives a month later. Sent that back with a bit of steam wisping out of the envelope. Still getting advertisements asking me to buy another Gateway. Lemme see. Nope. Hell still hasn't frozen over yet. :ironic:
Did get a locally built computer for the kid, though. No proprietarial hardware or software problems and can actually talk to a service tech who lives in the same area, let alone hemisphere. I can actually walk in and talk to a person face to face. Holy Moly! :naughty: