Just for some evil fun, lets create the "assault flashlight"

LumenHound

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It should spray a ultra fast absorbing and ultra fast acting odourless skin contact super strength laxative. Time from application to end result should be less than thirty seconds.
 

JanCPF

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Finish off the job by pushing that skunk fluid spray button you got next to all the other utility buttons :D

Jan
 
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MacTech

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Okay, features so far;
Bear spray
laser emitter
Slash Bezel (electrically charged)
UV Laser emitter with taser system
X-ray laser
shaped like a mace
8-10 D-cell length
integral spring-loaded bayonet
G-17 mount
large SV-30 "pointy head"
able to be mortar-launched
400 lumen strobe, 20Hz flash rate
squirts acid
Super-Ninja Tactical
Rabid Bee Launcher
ultrafast skin-absorbent laxative sprayer
Skunk-Juice sprayer
Shark-mountable

i think it's a good start ;)
 

Echo63

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how about having it spray either oil or super glue too
or both
stick them to the floor and make them drop anything they are holding ?


oh and it should be super tactical too (just paint it black and double the price)
and we need a special "operator model" (thats grey with a little ninja painted on the side)
 

Rothrandir

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that picture probably won't be up much longer, as it's hosted on loggy's image site, but should be good for a couple more days.

i was planning on making a long pointed tailcap, but never got around to it...
 

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