Words to Live By.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

The person you have the most ability to control is yourself. Attempting to control another will result in both of you being miserable. ~ Love and Logic

~ Chance

 

[idleprocess]

Step 4 -

Buy a new one to replace the one you busted with the hammer.

Since the idea is just an extension of "If it jams, force it" then clearly it just needed replacing anyway.

 

[mvyrmnd]

"light a man a fire and he will be warm one night, light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

+1

Gold!

 

[Lite_me]

My Dr told me this one..

Use it, or lose it!

 

[jtr1962]

"When in doubt, use duct tape"

 

[Monocrom]

"Happy Wife, happy life (for you)."

 

[fyrstormer]

"If you can't behave like a decent human being without God's wrath to motivate you, you're probably a sociopath."

- One of my friends, paraphrased by me

 

[D2000]

love that last one fyrstormer

 

[Lite_me]

It's deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra

 

[MartinC]

If at first you don't succeed.... skydiving is not for you!

 

[MartinC]

It's deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra

Hey Lite me, I love Yogi Berra, especially: "A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on!"

 

[PhotonWrangler]

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

-Yogi Berra

 

[Norm]

" Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked? "

Yogi Bear

 

[PJ]

If it moves and it shouldn't -- duct tape
If it should move and it doesn't -- WD40

 

[climberkid]

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

~Steven Wright

Siri told my wife this after she asked 5 times in 10 minutes what the temperature was.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk 4

 

[EZO]

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

~SpongeBob

 

[CMAG]

Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver.

If you want it done right
Find the right person to do it

Never argue with a woman

 

[orbital]

+

May you always be the kind of person your dog thinks you are


_______ ________ ________

 

[CMAG]

"Stupidity is doing the same thing, the exact same way 1000 times; and actually expecting a different result than the same one gotten the last 999 times." ~ Anonymous

(Also, the one in my Sig line.)

I thought that was insanity

 

[Burgess]

Figure out what SUCKS,

and then Don't do it !