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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
Unfortunately, the census did not bother to ascertain Force Light versus Force Dark. This is a fundamental problem in the balance of the universe.
Those of us who are not just Jedi, but Elven Jedi have even a harder problem. We can sign up for no government programs as there are no checkboxes for Jedi or Elven (not to mention Elven Jedi) on any government forms, ever.
This is a real problem for those of us who actually need government assistance to acquire even a mediocre light saber. How shall we defend against the encroachment of darkness if even our own goverments do not support us?
Oh that crappy Senate! Who in the world put Jar-Jar Binks in line for Rebel Alliance Representative to the Senate? I don't mind the assassination risk, but I don't feel that he can stop someone from... well... hypothetically, I don't think he can stop a robot war or something. Just saying. He doesn't pack that kind of gear! This sort of thing has happened before and may well happen again!
CPF: Help the Elven Jedi, you are our only hope!
The Jedi census phenomenon is a grassroots movement that was initiated in 2001 for residents of a number of English-speaking countries, urging them to record their religion as "Jedi" or "Jedi Knight" (after the quasi-religious order of Jedi Knights in the fictional Star Wars universe) on the national census.
Unfortunately, the census did not bother to ascertain Force Light versus Force Dark. This is a fundamental problem in the balance of the universe.
Those of us who are not just Jedi, but Elven Jedi have even a harder problem. We can sign up for no government programs as there are no checkboxes for Jedi or Elven (not to mention Elven Jedi) on any government forms, ever.
This is a real problem for those of us who actually need government assistance to acquire even a mediocre light saber. How shall we defend against the encroachment of darkness if even our own goverments do not support us?
Oh that crappy Senate! Who in the world put Jar-Jar Binks in line for Rebel Alliance Representative to the Senate? I don't mind the assassination risk, but I don't feel that he can stop someone from... well... hypothetically, I don't think he can stop a robot war or something. Just saying. He doesn't pack that kind of gear! This sort of thing has happened before and may well happen again!
CPF: Help the Elven Jedi, you are our only hope!
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