PhotonWrangler
Flashaholic
Some people carry an umbrella if there's a 40% chance of rain. I carry a flashlight cuz there's a 100% chance of dark every day. But I'm the weird one.
~ Chance
That reminds me of George Carlin's old routine about Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weatherman. "Tonight's forecast - dark. Continued dark through the night, changing to widely scattered light in the morning."