End of the World this Saturday.

[leukos]

Oh no! Is this going to effect the stock market?

 

[Monocrom]

Oh no! Is this going to effect the stock market?

It'll be completely wiped off the face of the Earth. So I'm going to have to go with "yes," on that one.

 

[Burgess]

Tomorrow ? ? ?


Hey, i thought we still had another 18 months !


That's the LAST time i EVER believe those Mayans ! ! !


:hairpull:

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[StarHalo]

Don't forget your end of the world playlist:

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It

Semisonic - Closing Time

Blondie - Rapture

Kansas - Dust In The Wind

The Doors - The End

Europe - The Final Countdown

 

[EngrPaul]

Can we take our flashlights?

 

[Zeruel]

It's Saturday noon in this part of the world now. *crunching potato chips, staring at the sky, wondering what light to buy next*

Anyway, will be spending the night on a paranormal investigation trip.

 

[Stress_Test]

Can we take our flashlights?

I'm charging all my batteries now. After the sun explodes and the earth is flung into the dark void, at least we'll still have our lights.

But that brings up an important question.

Somebody needs to call SureFire customer service and see if their Lifetime No-Hassle Warranty is still valid after the end of the World.

 

[LEDAdd1ct]

On my bike ride, I filled my tires with air, so when the gasoline runs out, I'll still be able to get around.

I don't think this link was posted yet, so for those who don't want to be Greatly Disappointed...

 

[flashflood]

AKA the rapture, when those who believe in Christ get taken up and only those unsaved are still here.

I live in the San Francisco area. Shouldn't make much of a dent.

 

[StarHalo]

There's someplace just off to the East of me, a school or church, which is scanning the sky with a rather impressive searchlight; it's bouncing off some high altitude scattered clouds directly over my house. So if anything comes out of the clouds, I'll be able to see it..

 

[mvyrmnd]

Well, New Zealand should have been raptured an hour ago, and there's been no news. I've got an hour left...

Edit: sorry, believers. No earthquake, no jesus. Prepare for the official excuses!

 

[Monocrom]

Edit: sorry, believers. No earthquake, no Jesus. Prepare for the official excuses!

Actually, real Christians (the ones who have read The Bible) already know that no one can predict the end of the world. It says so in the Bible. Anyone who tries, even a preacher, is a liar. It's not as though Jesus is going to call ahead and make a reservation. Sorry, no advanced warning. Real Christians know this. It's a part of the Faith.

Okay, not trying to open up this thread into a religious discussion. Just wanted to clear up that one particular point. I'll be in Manhattan in a few hours. What are you guys up to on the "last" day?

 

[shhh]

Getting ready for Zombies......................................
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

 

[bedazzLED]

Not exactly sure where I read it, but somebody was asked the same kind of question; if they had one day to live, what would they do?

I'm going to give the same answer. "I'm going to spend my last day at work".

Why you ask?

"Because EVERY day at work seems like a freakin' eternity!"

 

[Monocrom]

Not exactly sure where I read it, but somebody was asked the same kind of question; if they had one day to live, what would they do?

I'm going to give the same answer. "I'm going to spend my last day at work".

Why you ask?

"Because EVERY day at work seems like a freakin' eternity!"

That's a good one.

A married man was once asked what would he do on the last day. His response:

"What would I do? . . . My wife."

(She was standing next to him. That was the smart answer.)

 

[mvyrmnd]

Actually, real Christians (the ones who have read The Bible) already know that no one can predict the end of the world. It says so in the Bible. Anyone who tries, even a preacher, is a liar. It's not as though Jesus is going to call ahead and make a reservation. Sorry, no advanced warning. Real Christians know this. It's a part of the Faith.

Okay, not trying to open up this thread into a religious discussion. Just wanted to clear up that one particular point. I'll be in Manhattan in a few hours. What are you guys up to on the "last" day?

I was already aware of that point I meant believers in today's rapture.

 

[Monocrom]

I was already aware of that point I meant believers in today's rapture.

Seems those particular folks are going to be very disappointed.

No for them.

 

[BREAM]

:drunk::drunk:

 

[Stress_Test]

............ What are you guys up to on the "last" day?

In a burst of extreme optimism, I placed an order with Lighthound. If the world comes to an end before the order arrives, maybe I can get a refund.

Other than that I'm cooped up inside because my allergies are killing me, so the world can crash and burn with my blessing today!

 

[EngrPaul]

I guess this year we get two "Fools" day. One on April 1, the other on May 21.