Waiting on a package from our friends in Tempe. It has been in the state for two days and they can't seem to find my house! And they've delivered here before!
After tracking showed "incorrect address" I called last night and gave them detailed directions to the house, right down to the '64 Chevy pick-up in the driveway! No problem they say, we'll deliver tomorrow.
No delivery today. So I called again and got their crappy voice-recognition answering machine that won't let you talk to a real human until AFTER the driver has RTB and gone home! I finally got through just now and got "You gave excellent directions to your house, I guess there's a new driver on that route, We're sorry, we'll try again tomorrow!!
If it doesn't come tomorrow I'm going to have them deliver it to the bleeping Post Office or the Courthouse, the two largest buildings in a twenty-mile radius. Or better yet, the UPS guy just lives a mile and a half from me, I'll give 'em HIS address! No, wait, they can't find my house, how're they gonna find his house! I live right next door to a church and you can see the bleeping steeple from nearly two miles in any direction!
Don't they understand that this is a replacement for my beloved AAA-LE that recently passed away (RIP, little buddy) and that I'm starting to have serious doubts about KEEPING MY SANITY!!(The fact that I have enough OTHER flashlights to light a high school football stadium has no bearing on the subject, whatsoever!)
Tomorrow is another day....without my triple A.
After tracking showed "incorrect address" I called last night and gave them detailed directions to the house, right down to the '64 Chevy pick-up in the driveway! No problem they say, we'll deliver tomorrow.
No delivery today. So I called again and got their crappy voice-recognition answering machine that won't let you talk to a real human until AFTER the driver has RTB and gone home! I finally got through just now and got "You gave excellent directions to your house, I guess there's a new driver on that route, We're sorry, we'll try again tomorrow!!
If it doesn't come tomorrow I'm going to have them deliver it to the bleeping Post Office or the Courthouse, the two largest buildings in a twenty-mile radius. Or better yet, the UPS guy just lives a mile and a half from me, I'll give 'em HIS address! No, wait, they can't find my house, how're they gonna find his house! I live right next door to a church and you can see the bleeping steeple from nearly two miles in any direction!
Don't they understand that this is a replacement for my beloved AAA-LE that recently passed away (RIP, little buddy) and that I'm starting to have serious doubts about KEEPING MY SANITY!!(The fact that I have enough OTHER flashlights to light a high school football stadium has no bearing on the subject, whatsoever!)
Tomorrow is another day....without my triple A.