I can see it now…… "this just in, klepto hipster arrested for accosting Santa Clause at the 7-11 coffee bar for using the last of the half-n-half"
"Police found 327 of those 2oz containers of the famous coffee additive stuffed inside the alleged assailants man-purse, now back to you Jane"…
"In a related story it seems folks are looting local coffee bars and gas stations for the famous additive as rumors of shortages circulated at a flashlight forum just yesterday, now to Ken with sports".
"Well Jane, it seems we have a new name for the world Rugby championships and a fitting name it is……the half-n-half bowl".
"Police found 327 of those 2oz containers of the famous coffee additive stuffed inside the alleged assailants man-purse, now back to you Jane"…
"In a related story it seems folks are looting local coffee bars and gas stations for the famous additive as rumors of shortages circulated at a flashlight forum just yesterday, now to Ken with sports".
"Well Jane, it seems we have a new name for the world Rugby championships and a fitting name it is……the half-n-half bowl".
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