Was it Elmer Fudd that said, "Twain twacks!" ?
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Credit for the "Four, please" joke goes to someone, somewhere out there, I know not who; just passin' it along.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Se was indignant, but had a plan. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he still recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "Just how is it you know I'm a blonde?!?"
"Because", he replied, "that's a microwave."