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[artar]

George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.


Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzkultur/0,1518,223838,00.html

 

[Tater Rocket]

See my other post, you are evil.

You are making my brain hurt since it is about 4 am. Hard to think that hard. Hehe

 

[Sigman]

MORE TEARS...NOW STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! Oh, and thanks for that twist on a classic! I needed that!

 

[darkgear.com]

LOL. Late night laughter is not good in my house. Wakes up all the children. heheh This is great...

 

[B@rt]

Cross-threading?

btw, You guys had too much coffee?

 

[Tater Rocket]

Well, there were the 3 or 4 cups of capuccino earlier....*Shakes head* MAN are people going to be SO lost when they read these threads of they don't read every single one of them we posted in, and every one of the posts....

 

[darkgear.com]

No coffee here. I had a few Red Bulls though...Does that count?

 

[B@rt]

 

[Lighthouse]

Hi there night owls,

Into second cup of java here, reading the referenced threads reminds me of similar late night/early morning sessions in my life. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Arter Pretty funny.

Tater Have a great day & good luck on the exam paper.

Bart You're a night owl by default, hey, even owls sometimes fly in the daylight. Thanks for corraling our comrades.

Thanks for the grins all.

 

[Tater Rocket]

Ok, well, I got the LENGTH of the paper done, I am going to TRY to go to bed now and get about 2.5 hours of sleep. Then wake up, skip chem, finish my endnotes and maybe a works cited page (not sure if it is required) and then do my calc. Talk to y'all later

 

[Light-Headed]

Later Tater.