Flashlight to Human Dictionary

[ElectronGuru]

Flashlight X is to Human Y:

• softstart -> snooze button

 

[R@ndom]

Modes = caffeine in bloodstream

 

[Flashlight Aficionado]

Clicky - Must be poked to work.
Twisty - Must be arm twisted to work.

 

[Marduke]

Intermittent erratic behavior = bipolar disorder

 

[R@ndom]

McG = Megan Fox

 

[Flashlight Aficionado]

Instaflash = Crack overdose

Dimming = exhaustion

 

[tebore]

Surefire M6 = Arnold Schewarzenegger

Think about it... Both Movie stars, both were tip top shape in their day but now both a bit long in the tooth.

 

[Dances with Flashlight]

NiMH - National Institute of Mental Health

 

[Monocrom]

Lithiums = Mood stablizers.

 

[Burgess]

Over-driven 5mm LED's = Angry Blues


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[R@ndom]

P4's = smoothie

 

[Monocrom]

Rebel 80 = Freedom Fighters.

 

[Mjolnir]

Li-ion protection circuitry = Narcolepsy

 

[Illum]

Li-ion protection circuitry = Narcolepsy

I thought it was sudden death syndrome?

 

[Flashlight Aficionado]

Lithium Ion Venting = Spontaneous Human Combustion

 

[Mjolnir]

I thought it was sudden death syndrome?

Not really, since the batteries are simply asleep, and can be woken when a voltage is applied for an extended period of time.

However,
Overdischarge = Coma
Most lithium ion batteries don't come out of comas, and are simply taken off life support (and thrown away).

Speaking of which,
Battery charger = Adrenaline injection

 

[m16a]

Options/brightness menu= Accelerated learning programs

 

[Monocrom]

Optic = Contact lens.

 

[ElectronGuru]

The flashing pattern of the WF 139, which charges for a fraction of second before taking a voltage reading to decide if charging should continue, then charges for another fraction, then reads, flashing green with each cycle:

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