Progressive story...

[fuelblender]

...but we couldn't really accomplish anything in doing so because the strain of re-entry fractured the dilithium crystals - and besides captain, we're picking up the pieces down here! With that said, Craig Johnson picked up his....

 

[Zackerty]

....toilet bowl, and bashed them both over the head!
Thereby making it, Led Museum 1...Space Suttle 0.

Craig grabbed the new 15 Watt Orb sent for a review, looked at the lens, and operated the thought controlled switch.
"Holey Moley Weetey Biskuits!" he exclaimed.
He staggered to his P.C. keyboard, and typed in these words......

 

[fuelblender]

"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear, dang the batteries just went dead!"

 

[DaGeek]

So he whipped out his trusty mag85 modded flashlight and signaled for help.

 

[Zackerty]

... blinding the rescuers, and burning a hole in THEIR fuel tank, causing a blast of light seen by the man on the moon. The same man ( in the moon), had been holding his breath for oh, about, 27 years, and as he choked on his ham sandwich, his last thoughts were....

 

[UncleFester]

Wow, I could of had a V8!....

 

[Zackerty]

... and then the moon blacked out forever!
What was the world to do? What be romantic about a walk in the darklight?

Well, this is where the CPF forumites came into play, when they ......

 

[AlexGT]

Bring out their homemade HID's to..

 

[Greta]

... light up the moon with PK-Power...

 

[nethiker]

... just then the kids screamed...

 

[fuelblender]

....arewethereyetdad?

 

[Zackerty]

..."Almost", said TearingOutHIsHairDad," Just as soon as I put more DieselDave in the fuel tank."
" Daryl and James S, why don't you kids amuse yourselves, why don't you all....

 

[Zackerty]

...wish Sasha and TikTok a Happy Birthday!!??"
So they all sang...

 

[UncleFester]

[ QUOTE ]
Sasha said:
... light up the moon with PK-Power...

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey....Hey.... Wait a minute. Tha's my gig. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/twakfl.gif

 

[Zackerty]

... I am trying to build a HID, what a pig!
I neeeeed plenty help to complete my rig...
For lightings only worth it, when it is REALLY BIG!!!
and then the kids ran outside to watch the snow falling....