River Runner
Newly Enlightened
Did you ever do something just because you could -- without thought to whether you should? Last night 3 buddies and I pulled up to the ranch house after a night of varmint calling. And, there's this turkey hen, a big one, standing right on the porch. Now my buddies ranch is "ate up" with turkey, so we've seen a couple hundred already yesterday.
But this one didn't know which way to run. She tried a couple of times to fly through the cabin window but that didn't work too well. One of my buddies declares he's going to catch her, so we both jump out of the truck. I pull out my Preon and cover the lens with my hand while I get it into strobe mode. I give that hen a face full of strobe and all she does is stand there and stare at me from 10 feet away. My buddy sneaks up behind her and grabs her by the neck -- and it's "game on". She starts flapping and spuring and crapping. He finally has had enough and throws her a few feet off the porch. She takes a few seconds to figure out that she's not about to be eaten and runs off.
We laugh and holler -- then open another beer. Sometimes it's good to be a redneck.
RR
But this one didn't know which way to run. She tried a couple of times to fly through the cabin window but that didn't work too well. One of my buddies declares he's going to catch her, so we both jump out of the truck. I pull out my Preon and cover the lens with my hand while I get it into strobe mode. I give that hen a face full of strobe and all she does is stand there and stare at me from 10 feet away. My buddy sneaks up behind her and grabs her by the neck -- and it's "game on". She starts flapping and spuring and crapping. He finally has had enough and throws her a few feet off the porch. She takes a few seconds to figure out that she's not about to be eaten and runs off.
We laugh and holler -- then open another beer. Sometimes it's good to be a redneck.
RR