That's funny as hell. Thanks!You can work by elimination. Look for certain characteristics and see what it's not:
-if the brand is not proudly and prominently marked it's not a Surefire
-if it doesn't have a magnetic ring it's not a Sunwayman
-if it doesn't have a green tint it's not a Fenix
-if it doesn't have a "firefly" mode it's not a 4Sevens
-if it doesn't have a piston it's not a Nitecore
-if it doesn't have an overoptimistic lumens rating it's not a Jetbeam
-if it's not available at Walmart it's not a Dorcy
-if it doesn't have variable focus it's not a Led Lenser
-if it doesn't have a dim, coaster sized hotspot with no spill it's not a Maglite
-if the head doesn't wobble it's not a Thrunite
etc.
Nap.
You can work by elimination. Look for certain characteristics and see what it's not:
-if the brand is not proudly and prominently marked it's not a Surefire
-if it doesn't have a magnetic ring it's not a Sunwayman
-if it doesn't have a green tint it's not a Fenix
-if it doesn't have a "firefly" mode it's not a 4Sevens
-if it doesn't have a piston it's not a Nitecore
-if it doesn't have an overoptimistic lumens rating it's not a Jetbeam
-if it's not available at Walmart it's not a Dorcy
-if it doesn't have variable focus it's not a Led Lenser
-if it doesn't have a dim, coaster sized hotspot with no spill it's not a Maglite
-if the head doesn't wobble it's not a Thrunite
etc.
Nap.