Stainless
Flashlight Enthusiast
Thought I'd pass these along.
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1bananosecond
5. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong
6. One 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling
7. Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon
8. 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz
9. Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower
10. Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line
11. 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake
12. 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone
13. 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles
14. 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle
15. 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds
16. 10 cards? = 1 decacards
17. 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton
18. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen
19. 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche
20. 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin
21. 10 rations? = 1 decoration
22. 100 rations? = 1 C-ration
23. 2 monograms? = 1 diagram
24. 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 IV League
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1bananosecond
5. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong
6. One 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling
7. Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon
8. 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz
9. Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower
10. Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line
11. 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake
12. 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone
13. 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles
14. 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle
15. 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds
16. 10 cards? = 1 decacards
17. 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton
18. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen
19. 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche
20. 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin
21. 10 rations? = 1 decoration
22. 100 rations? = 1 C-ration
23. 2 monograms? = 1 diagram
24. 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 IV League