You never knew 700 lumens could be so bright.

staticaz · Nov 23, 2015

Just seen this one and had to pass it along as today's joke.....I wonder how many
people have falling for this farce. And if you hurry.....you can get it today for 75% off.
After all.....if our military is issuing this ....it must be good right? :naughty:

http://thebizscoop.com/g7001.html?v...t Flashlight Ever Is Selling Out For Holidays

GordoJones88 · Nov 23, 2015

Hey thanks. I just ordered two.

Xaios · Nov 23, 2015

Get more lumens using this one weird trick, discovered by a mom. Flashlight manufacturers hate her!

ForrestChump · Nov 23, 2015

:hahaha:

GordoJones88 said:
Hey thanks. I just ordered two.

Seen this thing all over. No Go Bro.

Str8stroke · Nov 23, 2015

:drunk:

Photoshop for sure.

GordoJones88 · Nov 23, 2015

y0y0y · Nov 23, 2015

WOW !!! Military technology !!! wonder what that might be !!!

TCY · Nov 23, 2015

So bright it should be in the lightsaber category.

ForrestChump · Nov 23, 2015

Jeeze Gordo, took you long enough!

tab665 · Nov 24, 2015

looks like Vinh's days are numbered!

Mr Floppy · Nov 24, 2015

Your link can be reduced to just http://thebizscoop.com/g7001.html

zs&tas · Nov 24, 2015

GordoJones88 said:
[/QUO9TE
] lol :laughing:

Xaios · Nov 24, 2015

This light looks remarkably similar to the Solaray Pro ZX-1. And the EcoGear TK120. And the Outlite A100. And the Refun A100. And the Ultrafire E17.

How has this happened? Has there been a singularity in which all these manufacturers, all shockingly unknown considering their obvious brilliance, have all managed to stumble upon THE ultimate 1x18650 LED flashlight design, independent of each other?

The mind boggles...

holygeez03 · Nov 24, 2015

The specs says it's a 3xAAA power source... I wouldn't be surprised if it's incorrect.

https://products.nationalprotectionassociation.org/order5954311

Chaitanya · Nov 24, 2015

GordoJones88 said:

LOL, you gave a new picture for Meme.

TEEJ · Nov 24, 2015

And just in time for the Holidays!

Ironically, even if its 200 L, etc, it will still blow the doors off the 2 c cell red plastic 5 L POS you bang on to get it on again, with a dim yellow donut of light, that most people think of as a "flashlight"...so, many might actually like it.

I like how they slip in that its LED, and the Navy Seals, etc, use LED lights, w/o actually claiming they use THIS LED light....as their "Military Technology".

:paypal:

Xaios · Nov 24, 2015

http://nationalprotectionassociation.org/ <- Gotta love how they were too lazy to put in an actual header. Also, the "blog" (using Doctor Evil-style air quotes) claims it runs on 2AA, while the order page claims 3AAA.

ForrestChump · Nov 25, 2015

Hey Gordo you take requests?

How bout a Dogo Argentino? I want one bad.

ven · Nov 25, 2015

Gordo, you crack me up!! :laughing: love it!

GordoJones88 · Nov 25, 2015

ForrestChump said:
How bout a Dogo Argentino?

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