I gave my girlfriend one of the surprisingly decent little 1xAA LED lights that crop up on Fleabay for about £1.30 each (as an example, fleabay item number
300715030708)
. She popped it in her handbag and forgot about it.
Then a few months later we went for a walk at dusk, so I took my Quark Mini AA and gave her the choice of my other lights; she chose my Black Cat HM-01 as she liked the red finish and the bright beam it produces. "Ah", thought I, "if I give her this she might actually use it!". So that became her light, and into the handbag of doom it went.
The next time I saw that poor little light it had spent several months living in the bottom of that ****ing handbag with a completely drained Duracell inside. Once the NiMH cell I'd left in it had run down, she'd just replaced it with the Duracell (I found that dischargd NiMH cell, fortunately it would still take a charge) and carried on. Then when the Duracell died, the light just got forgotten about. So I got to spend an "enjoyable" half an hour or so disassembling the HM-01, forcing the ruined and thoroughly siezed-in battery out using a hammer and drift, sanding all the hardened alkaline vomit out of the tube, cleaning up all the contacts, disassembling and cleaning the tailswitch...
The HM-01 lived to tell the tale, although minus most of the anodising on the inner surface of the tube. It is now in the "JK037 Hospice for Abused Flashlights", aka the glovebox of my Passat.
The girlfriend has the £1.30 Fleabay light back. Just asked her where it is: "It's in my old handbag in the wardrobe". When was it last used? "Don't know, maybe in winter?". Ah. So anywhere between 3 and 6 months ago, then. I didn't even bother asking when it last had a battery, as I probably won't like the answer!
I'm off to find it. Wonder how nasty a state it'll be in? Stay tuned. There's probably a moral to this story somewhere. :shakehead