CPF'S Greatest Unsolved Mysteries

[TooManyGizmos]

DO NOT DELETE related post .......... deleted

 

[Kestrel]

How about that mysterious poster *** DO NOT DELETE ***? He/she/it was very active way back when, posting in many of the old threads, but still has a post count of zero. Very mysterious...

Breaking news! Our investigative team has just uncovered the actual first name of **DND** from this thread in the CPF archives. His first name is: Ted. :tinfoil:

no, nead doesn't have time for flashlights during halibut season,
but for the nights of nead, it's a different story ..
and now to bed,
to sleep off what I have just said.

Ted...I'm worried about you, especially now that I look at your avatar! That's the female doctor, yes?

Yes..I've been under her care for quite a while now..she'd better than any human doctor I've ever been too.. and the massages..!

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[Monocrom]

LOL . . . We know the secret behind DONOTDELETE.

Well, I do anyway. One of "his" names is Ted.

 

[nbp]

Or is it the all-seeing, all-knowing CPF computer that posts under the 'DM51' title while he's sleeping?

<*chills run up & down spine*>

I didn't know anyone else knew about this!!

Except you're only half correct. The computer doesn't post as DM51, it IS DM51! I outed him in the 'If Two Is One, and One is None' thread, and I was nearly... *GULP*...assimilated!! :duck: Be careful K! He's ruthless. Ever seen The Net? Eagle Eye? Yeah, those movies were made about him.

 

[Kestrel]

How about that mysterious poster *** DO NOT DELETE ***? He/she/it was very active way back when, posting in many of the old threads, but still has a post count of zero. Very mysterious...

And after extensive research, I just found another clue:

The First Tubular Flashlight was invented in 1898
[...]
Bill Utley

flashlightbook,
your authority is undeniable and your attention to detail is remarkable. You are a credit to the board.

Getting closer ...

 

[nbp]

Is not DO NOT DELETE just a placeholder for users that had been cleansed from the system for some reason but require a username to retain the threads and posts?

Ooops, did I wreck it?

 

[Monocrom]

And after extensive research, I just found another clue:




Getting closer ...

Maybe............ Just ask Greta.

 

[nbp]

Ha!! I just noticed my new sigline now - how long has it been there!? I usually browse on the CPF app and I don't always see the signatures, but today I am on my PC and see it.

I hope my regular one is stored safely somewhere in case I need it back some day. :nana:

 

[Megatrowned]

Ha!! I just noticed my new sigline now - how long has it been there!?

Haha! I had been :thinking: about that as well. Now it All makes sense... Or does it?! I had better be safe :tinfoil:

 

[bshanahan14rulz]

Is not DO NOT DELETE just a placeholder for users that had been cleansed from the system for some reason but require a username to retain the threads and posts?

Ooops, did I wreck it?

If you're gonna keep being a wise-guy about it, you might find yourself with not only a sig change, but a name change as well! And keep that strange talking dog and his stoner friend away from me and this amusement park, or you'll regret it!

 

[nbp]

DONOTDELETE has returned my sigline, creepy!!

 

[Kestrel]

In the Halloween spirit, bumping the /Unsolved Mysteries/ thread.

 

[mvyrmnd]

The new mystery - Just who will kill the Thread Killer thread? Will the thread killer thread ever be killed? How many times can I use the words "Thread" and "Killer" in my post about killing the thread killer thread?

 

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Why hasn't mvyrmnd posted in the Thread Killer thread lately?

~ Chance

 

[mvyrmnd]

Why hasn't mvyrmnd posted in the Thread Killer thread lately?

~ Chance

Edit. This post went really badly and I gave up. To everyone except Norm, it'll be a mystery what I wrote.

 

[Monocrom]

Still watching this thread. None of you are going to mysteriously post in it without being noticed. :devil:

 

[nbp]

DONOTDELETE has returned my sigline, creepy!!

Now he has modified it!

McGizmo: Get It, Use It, Love It, DoNotDelete It.

What's happening?!?!




PS: How long has it been like that? The downside to using the CPF app and forum apps in general: even with sigs turned on, many don't show up and lot of good siglines are missed. I haven't seen my own sigline on a PC in a while.