It slices, dices and boosts both voltage and blood pressure!

I just stumbled upon a unique buck boost regulator on eBay. It boosts both voltages and blood pressure! This patented device yields a much more efficient (88%) blood pressure boost than the older methods of purchasing 5000mAh 18650's or rice-filled powerbanks. Not to mention the ingenius "power to meet the energy conservation law". That should really make your blood boil! Order now, they'll surely sell out quickly.

gc_supermarket on eBay said:

Automatic power-down module, can also boost blood pressure, higher than the input voltage may be lower than the output voltage, the output voltage remains constant, automatic voltage regulation (such as input varies between DC7-25V, can stable output 12V, of course, the power to meet the energy conservation law). Use Kool core inductor, high efficiency and low heat generation, boost efficiency of 90% down to 88% efficiency, maximum input and output current of 5A, a large heat sink, shelled son and sent lid, removable cover, use convenient and beautiful. Input voltage 6 ~ 35V, output voltage from between 1.0 ~ 35V continuously adjustable.

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Note: don't worry that you might boost too high since they offer a cheaper model to "reverse adjust blood pressure". They've thought of it all! Surely it won't be long till they figure out how to design a real Dream Charger. I can't wait to hear what bodily functions that can boost.