Well, lets see, it:
Is infinitely variable for output, from any fraction of a lumen up to infinity, yet there is never any glare, and the tint is always exactly what is perfect for the subject, no matter the preferences of the observers, all will find it perfect.
It not only illuminates subjects, it provides profound insight as well.
It has no actual weight, yet is indestructible either from water depth, impact, radiation, heat, impact, etc. It can have negative weight when needed.
The light emitted is faster than the speed of light, and it just works anyway.
It has perfect ergonomics and an infinitely adjustable UI, yet has no learning curve to use.
It is powered by an infinite source of energy, which is good for the environmental and completely safe, in fact, dead spotted owls and snail darters spring back to life, children excel in school, no one is hungry, and there is world peace, when exposed to it.
And, you are paid to acquire it, in fact, you are paid so much, that you never need to work again, and, you have money left over to establish philanthropic foundations.
The warranty is infinite, and it registers itself.
It is the most exquisite piece of art work the world has ever seen.
The factory that makes them simultaneously makes all employees rich, as well as having a negative carbon footprint, so negative, that global warming is reversed.
When shone into space, alien life forms are entranced, and bring gifts to earth of technology and riches from across the universe.
Due to the infinite power and speed of the light, it can be used as a faster than speed of light propulsion system to then visit our new interstellar friends.
Due to the power of the light, we can see the planets we want to visit from here, and choose scenic areas to visit ahead of time, etc.
The factory has an infinite number of customers, as the entire universe, which is infinite, is now the target demographic.
Its edible, providing all nutrients and energy required, yet is free of carbs and cholesterol, etc, and yet it is not harmed or consumed.
Owning it makes you an enormously well endowed/incredibly sexy athletic genius.
If you drop it, no matter what, it comes back by itself.
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