Some random thoughts about shopping for groceries or retail:
The person serving samples of food has probably heard "Where's my dinner? Hahaha" often enough.
The customer who just reached into the bowl from which the samples were being served instead of waiting probably hadn't just washed their hands, but did get in a snit when the employee had to throw out the food.
Ever go into a store in a ritzy area when the "horsey crowd" has just come in? And the boots they were wearing didn't get cleaned off after they left the barn. Mighty classy neighborhood, huh?
How many times have you found a used diaper while shopping? A Depends? It sometimes gets worse...
Didcha ever notice how while shopping some people will run into folks they haven't seen in months and proceed to catch up on old times? And they will do so while blocking the aisle for other customers for a very long time.
Am I wrong in thinking that more men are saying please & thank you, but less women are?
Maybe one sample of each product really is enough.
I once saw a grossly fat, unkempt, and unwashed woman literally sniff and turn her nose up and then say, "Oh, it's only sirloin steak" at a sample table. It was probably the best free steak she got offered that day.
It really is not the teenage kid at check out who sets the store policy and/or state alcoholic beverage laws, so why do people take it out on them?
Parents should be liable (and not the stores) for cleaning costs or lawsuits when the food they let their kid eat while shopping end up staining carpets or making someone slip and fall.
Shoving an employee out of the way, reaching under their nose to grab a product while they are working, or calling them "Boy" or "Girl" (especially when they are over 40) isn't going to get you better service or make their day either.
If someone grabs and pulls at the sleeve of an employee to get their attention, they deserve the kind of attention they get.
The nastiest shopers I see are older people on Sundays right after church, or is it right after they "get out" of church?
The lady who reaches into the bulk food, samples some, and licks then her fingers, is going to reach in again.
The three year old who picks his or her nose when shopping is gross. The thirty year old who picks her nose and then handles products is really, really gross.
The cost of shoplifters and other theives is not built into the everyday cost of doing business or absorbed by companies; we pay for it.
People do not look in the mirror to see how they are dressed before they go shopping -- be afraid, be very afraid.
No, I am not going to let your friends cut in front of me at the checkout. They can wait to pay for their stuff like everyone else. I don't care how old you are.
If you write a check or dig in your purse for exact change in an express line, yes, you really are an a*****e, and I'm probably going to tell you so if I am behind you.
No, I didn't want to find the rest of the sample you didn't finish eating dumped among the produce I wanted to buy. There was a trash can right there.
Using a gallon of perfume or cologne instead of a few drops won't make you pretty. It will make me gag and my eyes water as I'm shopping, though.
If I have to listen to you say in front of your f-ing kid that this f-ing store doesn't f-ing have what you f-ing want, then f-you.