Two comments, on mercury cleanup; and on pleasing the spouse.
1) Here's what you need to clean up a mercury spill:
--a good flashlight!
--remove any jewelry, gold ring for example
--Powdered zinc metal (I think grinding off a US penny would do fine.
This is worth knowing. You basically want to make a "dental amalgam" -- the solid form.
This page has it very clearly explained:
http://entropy.brneurosci.org/info/mercury.html
It's worth reading the whole article --- it's from a lab; they note that they had an ultraviolet light source in a glassware oven. A mercury thermometer broke, and the UV excited the "mercury vapor, producing "big plumes" that leaked out despite attempts to seal up the oven to contain the spill.
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"The problem with any mercury spill is that mercury easily vaporizes at room temperature, where it can be breathed or absorbed through the skin.
"... standards are based on an exposure for an 8-hr day.
"It takes very little mercury to create an unsafe environment. Quantities as low as 1 mL can evaporate over a period of time and contaminate millions of cubic feet of air to levels in excess of allowable limits."
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2) On color rendering, and pleasing the spouse: two things.
-- Look at the spectra. Most CFLs have a really big spike in the blue range (below about 500 nanometers), this is typical:
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifth/nik1.gif
I've sent several different bulbs to Craig at LEDMuseum.com, to find out what the actual emission is, for several reasons. Sleep and health effects (some specific to women) are well described in the abstracts collected here:
https://sleeplamps.com/Sleep_research.asp?id=2
That site emphasizes lights that block everything below 530. My spouse wanted better color rendering (she knits and sews) ---- but we still wanted to use CFLs to save electricity.
We found a compromise by using the GE "Post Light" shielded bulbs that have a polycarbonate shell over them. They cost about us about $7 (half retail price) -- amazon.com, look for +truevalue +GE +"post light" +"bug light").
The "bug light" version of that lamp is low-blue:
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/eighth/gecflbl.gif
(decent color rendering for evening use, and low enough in the blue spectrum for evening use)
GE "Post Light" models have a plastic cover that contains and protects the bare glass fluorescent tube. The polycarbonate blocks the UV from the fluorescent. The "bug light" model has a very light yellow tint, which blocks the typical CFL excess blue emission; the result with these is a very comfortable warm light ---decent color rendering.
These are a really decent evening light source for us.