Flashlight Safety "Darwin Style"

[Colorblinded]

Note to self, when robbing use a headlamp.

 

[DaveG]

No such thing as a smart criminal, another one bites the dust.

Bites the flashlight in this case.

 

[ebow86]

Bites the flashlight in this case.

:crackup:Ok, you've got me there.

 

[ab1ht]

What I really want to know is if the flashlight still works after being rammed through his skull, too bad for him it's a one way flashlight durability test.:twak:

I agree that a 2xAA is a likely candidate.

What I'd like to know is where is the flashlight now?

 

[DM51]

I think that quite a few of us here at CPF place our flashlights in our mouths to keep our hands free

Maybe this was a habit he began when he was very young.

 

[defenselight]

If the thief had lived, I bet he would have filed a personal injury lawsuit against the bicycle shop owner. (go figure)

 

[kelmo]

Another reason to get a good headlamp!

If one robs a bike shop does that make them a pedalphile?

 

[davidt1]

A burglar team in my city left behind a flashlight they used in the mouth. The police was able to collect DNA evidence from it.

 

[Acid87]

Why a Bike shop? How many bikes can you actually steal without looking like a complete t*t that just stole loads of bikes? Wonder if the batteries survived or went :poof:

 

[nuphoria]

I love it when Karma wins the day :thumbsup:

As for the Darwin awards, they have been both a great source of amusement and disappointment in the human race for years now!

 

[Burgess]

Why a Bike shop?

Perhaps the fellow had a REALLY important Paper Route ! ! !


:p
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[Tbone559]

Deep Throat FAIL!!!

 

[kaichu dento]

Actually, there's an important point to this story - I think that quite a few of us here at CPF place our flashlights in our mouths to keep our hands free - we should keep in mind this danger of it being rammed backwards.. hmm..

That's just one of the reasons I like single cell lights, especially my Draco. :nana:

 

[BigusLightus]

Normally I would say "Go into the light" but, strangely that doesn't seem to fit.

 

[bstrickler]

Normally I would say "Go into the light" but, strangely that doesn't seem to fit.

In Soviet Russia, light goes into you!

 

[Monocrom]

In Soviet Russia, light goes into you!

I LOLed. That's one for you there. lovecpf