Re: WTB: Moddoo M2-50 neutral
It's amazing, I know, but I STILL don't have one of these!
I'll sweeten the deal....I'll throw in 5 minutes of unsolicited (and likely detrimental) relationship advice, 15 minutes of random, possibly amusing e-mail typing or internet forum posting, and I will sign sports paraphenalia in the name of your favorite JungleBook character.
And if you want, I'll wash your car. (Car must be shipped to me at your expense). The car-wash offer is only good to people that live at least 500 miles from West Hartford, CT.
And, if you live in Australia or Asia, I will clean your house (house must be shipped to me at your expense), and clear it of poisonous snakes, insects, and arachnids. (snakes, insects and arachnids must be killed, freeze dried, and put in plastic garbage bags and left in clearly visible piles in the living room of house before said house is shipped to me.)
ACT NOW! I might stop wanting this at any moment! Don't pass up this valuable oportunity to let me have something that you probably really want to keep!!!
BZZZZZZUMP!