Reminds me of the gynecologist that always wanted to be an auto mechanic. At the end of her training, she was tasked to rebuild a V8 for her final grade. When she finished, she received a standing ovation from all the instructors. Somewhat confused she asked why since none of the other students received such fanfare.
One of the instructors answered, "We've seen lots of students rebuild a motor, but we've never seen it done via the exhaust pipe.