BuddTX
Flashlight Enthusiast
OK, I can't find the thread so here is my joke for the contest:
1st a little background - In Texas, we tell AGGIE jokes. Aggies are what we call TEXAS A & M grad's. We make fun of them because it is harmless fun, and anyone who graduates from A&M is not exactly a dummy! You could substutite "dumb blond" or "pollock", but that can offend people, whereas Aggie jokes do not offend. Aggies have a lot of pride, like making a cowboy "Whooping" sound at parties, standing (for the 12th man deal) during the entire football game, and kissing your spouse after each touchdown (hey, some of them dere traditions is good!)
OK, now for the Joke!
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Did you hear about the AGGIE who was saving all his burned out light bulbs?
Yea, he was starting his own dark room!!!!!
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(Rim shot - Da dump daump! Tttthhhsssshhhhh!)
Thank you ladies and Germs, I'll be here all week!
Remember, the waitresses work for tips, and tips alone, so be kind to them, and remember, you don't have to go home, but you cant stay here!
OK, now for the one that is NOT in the contest!
An Aggie is trying to climb a tall tree, with no success.
His neighbor, thinking he will have a little fun with him, brings over his Flashlight and offers to help the Aggie.
"Tell you what there, neighbor, I'll turn on my flashlight, and point it up the tree at a nice angle, and you just shimmy up the beam of light, and you will be able to get to the top of the tree!"
The Aggie is thrilled, and is about to straddle the beam, but "dismounts" from the beam. "WAIT A MINUTE, I'm NO DUMMY! I'm gonna get half way up that beam, and your gonna turn of the light, and I'll fall down!"
1st a little background - In Texas, we tell AGGIE jokes. Aggies are what we call TEXAS A & M grad's. We make fun of them because it is harmless fun, and anyone who graduates from A&M is not exactly a dummy! You could substutite "dumb blond" or "pollock", but that can offend people, whereas Aggie jokes do not offend. Aggies have a lot of pride, like making a cowboy "Whooping" sound at parties, standing (for the 12th man deal) during the entire football game, and kissing your spouse after each touchdown (hey, some of them dere traditions is good!)
OK, now for the Joke!
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Did you hear about the AGGIE who was saving all his burned out light bulbs?
Yea, he was starting his own dark room!!!!!
===================================
(Rim shot - Da dump daump! Tttthhhsssshhhhh!)
Thank you ladies and Germs, I'll be here all week!
Remember, the waitresses work for tips, and tips alone, so be kind to them, and remember, you don't have to go home, but you cant stay here!
OK, now for the one that is NOT in the contest!
An Aggie is trying to climb a tall tree, with no success.
His neighbor, thinking he will have a little fun with him, brings over his Flashlight and offers to help the Aggie.
"Tell you what there, neighbor, I'll turn on my flashlight, and point it up the tree at a nice angle, and you just shimmy up the beam of light, and you will be able to get to the top of the tree!"
The Aggie is thrilled, and is about to straddle the beam, but "dismounts" from the beam. "WAIT A MINUTE, I'm NO DUMMY! I'm gonna get half way up that beam, and your gonna turn of the light, and I'll fall down!"