Need a silly song

[Wits' End]

My children just discovered the "Tin Can Chevrolet" song sung to "Dashing through the Snow". My daughter wants a Dodge song in the same genre. I googled till my eyes are dead and couldn't find anything.
I know there must be something...
HELP

 

[Wits' End]

My daughter corrected me. Though I know the above mentioned song the one she got was.
Her song is better

Rusty Chevrolet

'Jingle Bells'



DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

I WENT TO THE IGA
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

(REPEAT CHORUS)

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

[Dantor]

I always thought the "Super Chicken" song was funny, it was a cartoon.

 

[TedTheLed]

She drives a super stock Dodge that beats all covers
parked in her rickety old garage
is a brand new super stock Dodge,
and every one knows that there is nobody meaner,
than the little old lady
from
Pasadena" !

...more; http://www.allpar.com/history/songs.html

 

[Wits' End]

Just a bump, she really has friends she wants to torment

 

[Fallingwater]

Try Caramelldansen. It's probably not a song of the kind you're looking for, but it's undeniably silly and irritating.

 

[chmsam]

"Married With Children" had lots of jokes about Al's old Dodge and at least two entire episodes devoted to it when the odometer rolled over and when it got lost at the car wash (that one was "Get the Dodge Out of Hell").

Chuck Berry wrote a good one about Fords ("Dear Dad").

But a song about Dodges? Don't know of one. "15 Days Under the Hood" works for just about any old car though. The Paladins do a great version. Give that one a try.