A relatively recent story I meant to post earlier: You may have noticed that North Korea played in the World Cup, and if you caught any of their games live on television, you were watching something that was for the people of North Korea essentially a state secret - the country has never aired any sporting event live.
But the heads of state were watching when the North Korean team scored a goal against the legendary Brazilian team; Brazil ultimately won 2-1, but it was clear to the leaders that their team was something special. Kim Jong Il and The Minister of Sports decided that the team was a worthy enough accomplishment of the State to be shared with the people - the next game would be aired live nationwide, North Korea's first ever live sports program.
And the next game against Portugal was indeed broadcast live to millions of North Korean commoners, all listening in on their very first live game. But they didn't have much to cheer, as the Koreans were completely overrun by the Portuguese in a 0-7 rout. The game was the final of the team's series, and their World Cup run was over.
Two members of the North Korean team were naturally born Japanese, and when the game ended, they chose to flee to amnesty in Japan; they are listed as "missing" by North Korea.
The rest of the team was gathered in the People's Palace of Culture, and endured a six-hour "debate"/inquisition wherein various heads of state explained to the players how they failed in their ideological struggle. Intelligence sources note that this was getting off lightly; North Korean athletes who have performed poorly in the past have usually been sent to labor camps.
The only member of the team to receive punishment was the coach, who was expelled from the Worker's Party and must now live as a construction worker.
And that's the story of the only sporting event to ever have been aired in North Korea, be grateful for your ESPN..