10) the cute name
9) counts as a backup light for you-when you are with her
8) if she catches you going through her purse, you can say you are recharging the battery
7) makes everything else you put in her hand seem HUGE
6) incontrovertible proof that all those hours you spend on cpf are..for her
5) will keep her from tripping over the kids toys in the dark
4) might get her interested in silver instead of gold, gold, gold
3) makes her diamonds sparkle
2) same user interface as her lipstick
and the number one reason to buy her a wee:
1) ribbed-for her pleasure
9) counts as a backup light for you-when you are with her
8) if she catches you going through her purse, you can say you are recharging the battery
7) makes everything else you put in her hand seem HUGE
6) incontrovertible proof that all those hours you spend on cpf are..for her
5) will keep her from tripping over the kids toys in the dark
4) might get her interested in silver instead of gold, gold, gold
3) makes her diamonds sparkle
2) same user interface as her lipstick
and the number one reason to buy her a wee:
1) ribbed-for her pleasure
